A psychology student decides to have a party, and invites lots of people telling them to bring their friends. On the invitation he writes, "Theme Party".... Come as a Human Emotion.
On the night of the party, the first guest arrives and he opens the door to see a guy covered in green paint with the letters N and V painted on his chest.
He says to this guy, "Wow, great outfit, what emotion have you come as?"
The guy says, "I am green with envy."
"That's brilliant" says the host, "come on in and have a drink."
A few minutes later the next guest arrives and the host opens the door to see a woman covered in a pink body stocking with a feather boa wrapped around her most intimate parts.
He says to the woman, "Wow great outfit, what emotion have you come as?"
"I am tickled pink" she replies.
"I love it" says the host "come on in and join the party."
A couple of minutes later the doorbell goes for the third time, and the host opens the door to see two black guys from Jamaica, stark naked, one with his penis stuck in a bowl of custard and the other with his penis stuck in a pear.
The host is really shocked and says, "Truth guys, what the hell are you doing? What emotion is this supposed to be?"
The first guy replies, "Well, I'm friggin' discustid, and my friend here is deep in dispear."
2007-11-28 18:10:49 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Hehehhehe
2007-11-29 00:48:45 · answer #1 · answered by omeng90 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I liked the one tickled pink. As far as the two black guys from Jamaica are concerned, someone should have followed behind them dressed in a pink shaped bottle of Pepto-Bismol for emotion of being upset.
2007-11-29 15:22:30 · answer #2 · answered by mac3 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haaaaaaaaaarrrrrgggggghhhhhaaaaaaaaaaa!!... Nemesis hun, do ya go with a hand to get the splinter's out pmsl!!!! That grow to be the excellent shaggy dog tale i've got ever examine at right here calamity, cheer's for the biggest snigger ever!!!!
2016-10-18 08:13:48 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not that much of a groaner - actually I laughed really hard!
Thanks for that R/T. + a Star. CJ
2007-11-28 18:36:37 · answer #4 · answered by CJ 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Haha.
=]
2007-11-29 17:03:43 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thanks for that I actually liked it and had a good laugh 9/10
2007-11-28 21:07:23 · answer #6 · answered by PC 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-11-28 18:40:39 · answer #7 · answered by Mark D 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hehe
2007-11-28 18:47:52 · answer #8 · answered by *♥sugar♥* 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahaha...this one really fun..love it...just love it...hahaha
2007-11-30 20:38:32 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
very clever indeed
2007-11-28 21:56:22 · answer #10 · answered by omahapamela 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋