A married couple went to the hospital to have their baby delivered. Upon their arrival, the doctor said he had invented a new machine that would transfer a portion of the mother's labor pain to the father.
He asked if they were willing to try it out, and they were both very much in favor of it. The doctor set the pain transfer to 10% for starters explaining that even 10% was probably more pain than the father had ever experienced before. But as the labor progressed, the husband felt fine and asked the doctor to go head and kick it up a notch.
Surprised, the doctor then adjusted the machine to 20% pain transfer.
The husband was still feeling fine.
The doctor checked the husband's blood pressure and was amazed at how well he was doing.
At this point they decided to try for 50%.
The husband continued to feel quite well. Since the pain transfer was obviously helping out the wife considerably, the husband encouraged the doctor to transfer all the pain to him.
The wife delivered a healthy baby with virtually no pain. She and her husband were ecstatic.
But when they got home, the mailman was lying dead on the porch.
2007-11-28 18:08:13 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
It took me a minute but it is soo funny!
2007-11-28 18:13:55 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
1. Most pills you take around the same time every single day for 3 weeks straight then take sugar pills for a week. During that time your period will come on 2. Some women experience bleeding between periods, yeast infections, cramps and skin problems while using the pill 3. 99% protection against pregnancy and a more regular period 4. If you are on the pill for over 3 years, it might take you at least a year 2 get pregnant after you stop taking them. But if you are a young girl whose under 20 years old, you have many years 2 worry about getting pregnant. My mom got pregnant on her own at age 44!
2016-04-06 03:12:46 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'll have to add this to my "mailman" jokes. Here's my favorite: A mailman was retiring after delivering the same route for 30 years. When he got to a particular house, the lady of the house invited him in, made him breakfast, took him into the bedroom, & made love to him, then gave him a dollar.
The mailman said, lady, I'm confused I've been delivering your mail for 30 years. Today, you made me breakfast, made love to me & gave me a dollar. Why?
She said well, I told my husband that you were retiring & asked him what he thought we should do for you. He said "F**k him, give him a dollar. Breakfast was my idea!"
I was a mail carrier for almost 20 years.
2007-11-28 23:53:45 · answer #3 · answered by shermynewstart 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very very funny luv - - - I have you figured out now - - - you are a publisher of joke books! Right!? Another star. CJ
2007-11-28 18:40:10 · answer #4 · answered by CJ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A little boy runs up to his mom.
'Mommy, am I deformed?' he asks.
'No,' replies Mom, 'Of course not. Why do you ask?'
'Because I only have one weewee,' says the boy.
'Honey, men only have one weewee,' says Mom.
'But Daddy has two!' exclaims the boy.
'Hah, no, Daddy only has one. Believe me, I know,' says Mom.
'Nuh uh,' says the boy, 'Daddy has 2. A regular one he goes peepee with, and a great big one he brushes the babysitter's teeth with.'
2007-11-28 18:57:43 · answer #5 · answered by hannie 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hilarious! ha!ha!
2007-11-29 01:51:58 · answer #6 · answered by Nancy M 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow I did not see the ending coming...funny!!!
2007-11-28 18:27:25 · answer #7 · answered by Smile_cutie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've heard this one before, but it still my laugh really hard!!!!!
2007-11-30 09:02:40 · answer #8 · answered by brneyedgirl 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL
Nice one!
A star for u!!
2007-11-28 18:46:18 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lmfaooo
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2007-11-29 17:04:37 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋