Everyone in the wedding ceremony was watching the radiant bride as her father escorted her down the aisle to give her away to the groom.
They reached the altar and the waiting groom; the bride kissed her father and placed some thing in his hand.
Everyone in the room was wondering what was given to the father by bride.The father could feel the suspense in the air and all eyes were on him to divulge the secret and say something.
So he announced "Ladies and Gentlemen today is the luckiest day of my life." Then he raises his hands with what his daughter gave him and continued, "My daughter finally, finally returned my credit card to me."
The whole audience, including priest, started laughing, but not the poor groom
2007-11-28 18:03:49 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
What a father. i enjoyed it, i always search 4 your jokes they are good.
2007-12-05 11:59:27 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
A priest was driving along and saw a nun on the side of the road. He stopped and offered her a lift which she accepted. She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to open and reveal a lovely leg. The priest had a look and nearly had an accident.
After controlling the car, he stealthfully slid his hand up her leg. The nun looked at him and immediately said, "Father, remember psalm 129?"
The priest was flustered and apologized profusely. He forced himself to remove his hand. However, he was unable to remove his eyes from her leg.
Further on while changing gear, he let his hand slide up her leg again. The nun once again Said, "Father, remember psalm 129?" Once again the priest apologized. "Sorry sister, but the flesh is weak."
Arriving at the convent, the nun got out, gave him a meaningful glance, and went on her way.
On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to retrieve a bible and looked up psalm 129. It Said, "Go forth and seek, further up, you will find glory."
MORAL OF THE STORY: Always be well informed in your job, or you might miss a great opportunity!
2007-11-29 03:06:31 · answer #2 · answered by hannie 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Thats pretty damn funny i think.
Its just innocent humor and he is trying not to make himself nervous, so he motivates himself and his daughter by getting people to laugh so they can feel better.
2007-11-29 02:08:02 · answer #3 · answered by D3V!N 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Another funny and great joke!
2007-11-29 09:46:07 · answer #4 · answered by Nancy M 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This one was awesum really as usual u rock...
Keep it up GBU dear....
Happy posting
2007-11-29 03:57:50 · answer #5 · answered by pearly 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute - I liked it! CJ
2007-11-29 02:51:59 · answer #6 · answered by CJ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A star for you!! I laughed!
2007-11-29 02:08:58 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
lol finally
2007-11-29 02:18:05 · answer #8 · answered by ♥FANCYS_MAMMA♥ 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lol!!! hilarious!
2007-11-29 04:34:47 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
cute..lol
2007-11-29 02:25:34 · answer #10 · answered by *♥sugar♥* 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋