1. Schizophrenia --- Do You Hear What I Hear?
2. Multiple Personality Disorder --- We Three Kings Disoriented Are
3. Dementia --- I Think I'll be Home for Christmas
4. Narcissistic --- Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me
5. Manic --- Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees and.....
6. Paranoid --- Santa Claus is Coming to Town to Get Me
7. Borderline Personality Disorder --- Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire
8. Personality Disorder --- You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll Tell You Why
9. Attention Deficit Disorder --- Silent night, Holy oooh look at the Froggy - can I have a chocolate, why is France so far away?
10. Obsessive Compulsive Disorder --- Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingl e Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,
2007-11-28 17:59:32 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
OH my hannah im practically crying!! LOL! best one i've read so far!! im soo starrin it!
2007-11-28 23:21:44 · answer #1 · answered by Elisabeth R 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
9. Attention Deficit Disorder --- Silent night, Holy oooh look at the Froggy - can I have a chocolate, why is France so far away?
This one is sooooooooooo my son
Thanks for the laugh
2007-11-28 18:02:28 · answer #2 · answered by todamnlovable 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What a nasty idea, if any of you really had any of those disorders I doubt you would be laughing at that sick Card or whatever it was supposed to be. I do have a Sense of Humour to save you asking I just don't think it is right to be 'funny' at Others misfortune.
2016-04-06 03:12:03 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Here's a few we tossed around this morning over coffee:
Narcissistic - Joy to MY World
Paranoid - Up On The Rooftop What Kind of Paws?
2007-11-29 03:14:56 · answer #4 · answered by mim 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I laughed so hard at this my cat fell off the desk (yes I got that loud)! These are just wonderful - going to send to all of my christian friends - - - ha ha (me? I'm Jewish)! CJ
2007-11-28 18:45:20 · answer #5 · answered by CJ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was really funny!! I needed a good laugh to brighten up my dreary, cloudy, rainy California day!!!
2007-11-30 09:09:56 · answer #6 · answered by brneyedgirl 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is wonderful! Sent it on to all my email buds.
What's really disturbing is that we understand this because most of us really know people like this! :O)))))
2007-11-29 05:53:04 · answer #7 · answered by autumlovr 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
loved them all
great job *
2007-11-28 18:06:50 · answer #8 · answered by Trish 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I've actually seen this before...it's so funny!
2007-11-29 11:41:15 · answer #9 · answered by MiMi 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA BLOODY HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH FABULOUS!!!!!!number 9 really made me snort with laughter........
2007-11-29 03:47:40 · answer #10 · answered by fingerlickinchicken 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋