I live in a apartment alone & have a vibrator. My boyfriend bought it for me to use when he calls. He's out of state right now. Problem is, my mom is coming to visit in a couple of weeks & she's very nosey, snoops through everything. I am already worried about hiding my private cards & letters from my boyfriend let alone a sex toy... Funny thing is...one time when I went to visit my mom I was looking under her bed for some of my stuff she stored for me when I moved out and I saw my makeup case...I was like oh cool, but then I opened it and saw this giant machine of a vibrator inside, my mom actually stole my makeup case to use for her sex toy... I could never put my sex toy in something of my moms. Anyway, my point is, obviously she isn't disgusted by vibrators, but I still don't want her knowing I have one. Please give me some ideas on where to hide it!!! Not in between my mattress, not inside of a pillow, not in stuffed animals, this woman is a pro snooper people... get creative!
2007-11-28 17:45:00 · 17 answers · asked by Kallie H 1 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
ok maybe I didn't say it enough, SHE IS SO SNOOPY. she WILL go through my underwear drawer, she WILL probably do my dirty laundry... I'm not kidding here. I'm considering unscrewing my air vent (on the ceiling) and putting up there. That's how bad she is.
2007-11-28 18:17:22 · update #1
put it in a shoe then
2007-11-28 17:49:49 · answer #1 · answered by kirsty 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Hide it in your car under the sits. What would be her rational for looking under your sits? Find a old school book concerning a subject she is not good at and cut a place out and store your vibrator there. Empty a box of rice out and place the vibrator in the box in a glad bag, and return the rice to the box. It might be wise to have two boxes of rice. One with vibrator in the back of the shelve and the one your MoM might use near the front of the shelve. Of course make sure the one near the front is opened and used some. If your Mom is staying more than two weeks, you might consider other places to hide it.
2007-11-28 18:06:35 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Wrap it in foil put in zip lock and place in the food freezer in the back. Or ask your girl friend if she can keep until your mom leaves. Since its gold to you the best place is at bank safe deposit vault. Better idea put in box, wrap it with Christmas wrapper and put you bf name on it, place it under the Christmas tree.
2007-11-28 18:11:31 · answer #3 · answered by Goodhead 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Put all of the stuff you don't want her to find, including your vibrator, in a box and give it to a close friend to hang on to while your mom is visiting.
2007-11-28 17:57:33 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 7⤊ 0⤋
Pull out the bottom dresser drawer, put it on the floor, replace the drawer. Or, if you have a car, put it in the trunk, by the spare
2007-11-28 17:57:31 · answer #5 · answered by blaqbaron 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
u can now get pocket vibrators which u can cover in ur small handbag or jacket something like that ur mothers and fathers do no longer look by using yet yea in simple terms cover it everywhere u comprehend ur mothers and fathers dont look by using
2016-09-30 07:16:27 · answer #6 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
theres something wrong with her then if she'll goes to as far as looking in stuffed animals. Make her stay out your room it isn't that hard just put your foot down
2007-11-28 17:51:12 · answer #7 · answered by Kasey 2 · 4⤊ 0⤋
try a big decorative flower in the cornor with a vase that aint see through and hide it in there
or here is an easy one
your knicker draw surly she aint that snoopy
2007-11-28 17:50:00 · answer #8 · answered by Blondii 3 · 3⤊ 1⤋
trunk of car. or tape it to the back of the dresser.. or duct tape it under the kitchen table. pull out the bottom dresser drawer and put it in there and replace the drawer. that was a good one.
2007-11-28 19:03:05 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 2⤋
Hide it in a box & warp the box with present paper. Tell her it is a present for your friend's coming birthday.
AGML
2007-11-28 18:57:45 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 8⤊ 0⤋
in a box in the laundry basket with the dirty clothes
2007-11-28 17:50:59 · answer #11 · answered by Kagura 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋