I once was on a plane where I was served by an obviously homosexual male flight attendant. At one point, he bounced over to where I was sitting and announced "The Captain has asked me to announce that he will be landing the big scary plane shortly, so if you could just put up your trays, that would be great."
I did as he had instructed but the woman sitting next to me did not. A few moments later, our flight attendant came back and said to her: "Ma'am, perhaps you couldn't hear me over the big scary engine, but I asked you to please put up your tray so that the captain can land the plane."
She still wouldn't comply. Now he was getting angry and asked her again to put up the tray.
She then calmly turned to him and said: "In my country, I am called a princess. I take orders from no one."
Our flight attendant replied: "Oh yeah? Well in MY country, I'm called a queen and I outrank you, b*tch, so put the tray up!"
2007-11-28 17:06:24 · 12 answers · asked by jockman432004 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hee hee hee hee
2007-11-28 23:36:10 · answer #1 · answered by fozz 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i wonder who is the blonde ??
is it the princess or the queen ...
there is no need for that 'b*tch' word ... took all the punch away ...
2007-11-29 01:28:59 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
OMG I love it.
you get a star
2007-11-29 02:22:41 · answer #3 · answered by Trish 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hi jock man, very good, i love youre jokes
2007-11-29 09:34:37 · answer #4 · answered by bluebrancall 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha
2007-11-29 01:14:38 · answer #5 · answered by jerrry. 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
dat was funny
2007-11-29 01:17:39 · answer #6 · answered by mzsaralita 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
laugh,
i nearly wet meself,,,:)
2007-11-29 01:10:08 · answer #7 · answered by finger lickin` good 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
lmao*
2007-11-29 04:46:10 · answer #8 · answered by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
well.lol
2007-11-29 04:49:41 · answer #9 · answered by HaSiCiT Bust A Tie A1 TieBusters 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-11-29 04:24:00 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋