A bunch of Indians capture a cowboy and bring him back to their camp to meet the chief. The chief says to the cowboy, "You are going to die. But we feel sorry for you, so we will give you one wish a day for three days. On sundown of the third day, you die. What is your first wish?"
The cowboy says, "I want to see my horse."
The Indians get his horse. The cowboy grabs the horse's ear and whispers something, then slaps the horse on the ***. The horse takes off. Two hours later, the horse comes back with a naked blonde.
She jumps off the horse and goes into the teepee with the cowboy. The Indians look at each other, figuring, "Typical white man - can only think of one thing."
The second day, the chief says, "What is your wish today?"
The cowboy says, "I want to see my horse again."
2007-11-28 16:07:58 · 10 answers · asked by Hope 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
The Indians bring him his horse. The cowboy leans over to the horse and whispers something in the horse's ear, then slaps it on the ***. Two hours later, the horse comes back with a naked redhead. She gets off and goes in the teepee with the cowboy.
The Indians shake their heads, figuring, "Typical white man - going to die and can only think of one thing."
The last day comes, and the chief says, "This is your last wish, white man. What you want?"
The cowboy says, "I want to see my horse again." The Indians bring him his horse. The cowboy grabs the horse by both ears, twists them hard and yells, "Read my lips! POSSE, damn it! P-O-S-S-E!"
I am sure most guys would kill for a horse like that! Pls star if you thought it was funny.......
2007-11-28 16:08:52 · update #1
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. OMG, i knew all the guys would get it...... Girls what does that word sound like????? DUH........
He wants a posse to rescue him fm the Indians, instead his horse goes out and gets him a nice piece of PU......... fill in the blanks.
2007-11-28 17:55:57 · update #2
OMG inty khalas fasadty! looooooooool I have finally ruined you for good! Min imta hope il2otta ilmighamada posts stuff like this? Now "S"omone wil blush from your jokes too! ;) loooooooooooooooooool
2007-11-28 20:36:08 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Horses Are extremely sensible, I Wouldnt Disagree With You. Mares on occasion do this, they seem Very Depressed in case you place Her In Her good through fact She would think of Its A Punishment
2016-09-30 07:11:39 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wonder if he would like to sell that horse?
2007-11-28 16:17:54 · answer #3 · answered by book writer 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
whats posse?
sorry i didnt get it
2007-11-28 16:20:24 · answer #4 · answered by connie l 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
if u dont get it posse-> pussy
2007-11-28 16:30:34 · answer #5 · answered by QandA 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
What?
2007-11-28 16:13:49 · answer #6 · answered by Blue eyed girl (: 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
estaba7na :D:D
2007-11-28 17:22:17 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
i kinda get it..
2007-11-28 16:20:39 · answer #8 · answered by Ky00tie Pie 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i dont understand really...
2007-11-28 16:12:26 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
lol
2007-11-28 20:56:53 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋