The 50-ish wife comes up to her husband and says, 'So, Harvey. What do you think of my new bra-less look? Does it make me look younger?'
'It does!' Harvey says. 'It pulls all the wrinkles out of your face!'
xxxxxx
The girl knelt in the confessional and said, "Bless me, Father, for I have sinned."
"What is it, child?"
"Father, I have committed the sin of vanity. Twice a day I gaze at myself in the mirror and tell myself how beautiful I am."
The priest turned, took a good look at the girl, and said, "My dear, I have good news. That isn't a sin - it's only a mistake."
xxxx
After weeks of getting the cold shoulder from his wife, an unhappy husband finally confronted her.
"Admit it, Linda," he said, "The only reason you married me is because my grandfather left me $10 million."
"Don't be ridiculous!" she shot back. "I don't care who left it to you."
xxxxxx
Hope you liked them, if you did, pls star for others to see, thks....
2007-11-28 15:52:32 · 9 answers · asked by Hope 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Wicked, sis' you just keep gettting better with these jokes.I think maybe you could rethink your profession and take up stand up comedy and be the first Muslimah comedienne!
2007-11-28 21:53:59 · answer #1 · answered by sistablu...Maat 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2016-11-13 00:00:55 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heheheeeeeeeee that bra-less look sort of reminds me of someone we knew if you know what I mean! ;) loooooooooool
I wonder where s/he disappeared! Shopping I hope! hehehehe
2007-11-28 20:39:49 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
I loved them all:) Thank you for the laugh anyways: ha ha ha ha lmao
2007-11-28 16:50:56 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
You rock
2007-11-28 16:16:09 · answer #5 · answered by Blue eyed girl (: 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
thx 7aabebty u made up my day
2007-11-28 17:26:58 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
the first one was kinda funny..
the second one was mean >-<
the last one was really funny xD
2007-11-28 16:08:06 · answer #7 · answered by Ky00tie Pie 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
HELLO!!!how will i answer this??? it has no question in it...
2007-11-28 15:59:33 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
l like all.
:-)
2007-11-28 16:14:14 · answer #9 · answered by ? 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋