i need jokes that kids usually say when they are in the school age (5-7yrs old) i cant really think of any except for your mamma jokes i think i cant use these ha!! its for my psychology test.. please help!!
2007-11-28 14:13:41 · 7 answers · asked by neniuuux 2 in Pregnancy & Parenting ➔ Grade-Schooler
Why is 9 afraid of 7? because 7 8 9
Knock Knock who's there? bananas banana who knock knock whose there? banana banana WHO knock knock whose there? orange orange who aren't you glad I didn't say banana ?
knock knock whose there? boo boo who? awe don't cry.
What is a ghosts favorite food? Ice screammmmmmmm
What did one chimney say to the other chimney? your Smoking
What is white and black and read all over? a news paper
What has four wheels and flies? a garbage truck.
What is green and red and goes thump thump thump? a frog in a blender.
What is a ghosts favorite bed time snack? boo berries
What did one corn stalk say to the other? I'm all ears
2007-11-28 16:20:46 · answer #1 · answered by angie 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
What does a ghost put on his cereal in the morning?
Boonanas and Booberries
What is a frog's favorite drink?
Croak-a-cola
Why were all the numbers afraid of 7?
Because 7,8(ate),9
What has six wheels and flies?
A garbage truck!
Why did the potato run across the road?
So it wouldn't get mashed.
Why did the turkey cross the road?
To prove he wasn't chicken.
2007-11-28 14:25:58 · answer #2 · answered by l_simmons04 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
do a knock knock joke. my kids do it all the time. their 5 and 8
2007-11-28 14:17:19 · answer #3 · answered by brandons_mommi 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Acid!
Acid who?
Acid down and be quiet!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Abe!
Abe who?
Abe C D E F G H...!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Adair!
Adair who?
Adair once but I'm bald now!
2007-11-28 14:20:30 · answer #4 · answered by favorite_aunt24 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Do a yahoo search on kids jokes. You'll find tons of them!
2007-11-28 14:20:54 · answer #5 · answered by Cheryl B 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Why did the chicken cross the road....
2007-11-28 14:19:30 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
what's a pirate's favorite letter?
..
R! :)
2007-11-28 14:50:55 · answer #7 · answered by Lucky <3 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋