The teacher is posing puzzles for one of her first-grade boys:
Q. What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?
A. Pockets.
Q. What starts with a C and ends with a T, is hairy, oval, and delicious and contains a thin whitish liquid?
A. Coconut.
Q. What goes in hard and pink, then comes out soft and sticky?
A. Bubblegum.
Q. What word starts with an F and ends in K that means lots of heat and excitement"
A. Fire Truck.
and finally...
Q. A finger goes in me, you fiddle with me when you're bored, and the best man always has me first?
A Wedding Ring.
2007-11-28 13:49:18 · 10 answers · asked by FRANsuFU 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Wow they funny to the bone
2007-11-28 14:10:55 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
No doubt about it they do carry a bit of humor, the fourth joke had me laughing to myself!
2007-11-28 19:02:25 · answer #2 · answered by daniel b 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Oldies but goodies
2007-11-28 18:07:39 · answer #3 · answered by Kaye B 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
UMMMMMM they were okay. The bubblegum one came out when I was in like the 3rd grade, and I'm 25 now, so yeah kind of old.
2007-11-28 13:52:48 · answer #4 · answered by Tea 3 · 1⤊ 2⤋
always in the mod for sex jokes! keep em coming.. get it coming! LOL
2007-11-28 15:32:23 · answer #5 · answered by Veronica's Mommy 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I love 'em all! *star*
2007-11-28 13:52:42 · answer #6 · answered by Andrea H 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
good one
5* for u
2007-11-28 17:57:07 · answer #7 · answered by pearly 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL, nice one there:)
2007-11-28 13:57:15 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
cool, love it.
2007-11-28 14:24:43 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
LMAO
2007-11-28 14:19:01 · answer #10 · answered by William S 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋