Three men - a Canadian farmer, Osama bin Laden and a Texan are all working together one day.
They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out
of it.
'I will give each on you one wish, which is three
wishes in total', says the Genie.
The Canadian says, 'I am a farmer and my son will
also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in Canada.'
POOF! With the blink of the Genie's eye,
the land in Canada was forever fertile for farming.
Osama was amazed, so he said, 'I want a wall
around Afghanistan, Palestine, Iraq and Iran so that no infidels, Americans or
Canadians can come in our our precious land.'
POOF! Again, with the blink of the Genie's
eye, there was a huge wall around those countries.
The Texan says, 'I am very curious. Please tell
me more about this wall.'
The Genie explains, 'Well, it's about 5,000 feet
high, 5oo feet thick and completely surrounds the country. Nothing can get
in or out; it's virtually impenetrable.'
The Texan sits down, cracks a beer, smiles, and
says, 'Fill it with water.'
2007-11-28 12:43:26 · 17 answers · asked by lionaness813 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Great joke Lionanes!!!!
2007-11-28 12:48:24 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I may not crack a beer, but this joke cracked me up -going to send it to several friends/family.
2007-11-28 12:47:52 · answer #2 · answered by marlynembrindle 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
LOL I love this joke it's hilarious...there's different variations of it with the people but omg it is really funny!!!!
2007-11-28 12:47:04 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Is the water fresh water, purified water, salt water or piss water? If it is fresh water or purified water than it might just solve our worlds drinking water problems
2007-11-28 12:49:24 · answer #4 · answered by Todd Maz 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I loved it! I am send this to eveyone I know.
2007-11-28 12:54:44 · answer #5 · answered by MCE 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeeee-HA! Don't mess with Texas!
2007-11-28 12:46:38 · answer #6 · answered by Snow Globe 7 · 4⤊ 1⤋
new twist on an old joke
2007-11-28 12:49:30 · answer #7 · answered by angry 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
wow. nice but you should play it out better
2007-11-28 12:54:38 · answer #8 · answered by Gary 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i bet the texan is bush
2007-11-28 12:47:24 · answer #9 · answered by hannie 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
fill the wall with water? ^.^ funny
2007-11-28 12:46:43 · answer #10 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋