The following is a college entrance exam for athletes?

Question

Time Limit: 3 Days.

Write Your Name: ________________________________________
(20 point bonus if spelled correctly).

1. What language is spoken in Germany?

2. Give a dissertation on the ancient Babylonian Empire with particular reference to architecture, literature, law and social conditions - OR - Give the FIRST name of Michael Jordan.

3. Would you ask William Shakespeare to

____ (a) build a bridge
____ (b) lead an army or
____ (c) WRITE A PLAY

4. What religion is the Pope? (check only one)
____ (a) Jewish
____ (b) Catholic
____ (c) Hindu
____ (d) Polish

5. Advanced Math: How many feet is 0.0 meters?

6. What time is it when the big hand is on the 12 and the little hand is on the 12?

7. How many commandments was Moses given? (approximately)

8. What are people in America's far NORTH called?
____ (a) Westerners
____ (b) Southerners
____ (c) NORTHerners

9. Spell the name of the current President of the US. (George Bush)
_______________________________

10. Six kings of England have been called George, the last one being George the Sixth.
Name the previous five.

11. Where does rain come from?
____ (a) Wall Mart
____ (b) Kmart
____ (c) Canada
____ (d) the sky

12. Can you explain Einstein's Theory of Relativity?
____ (a) yes
____ (b) no

13. What are coat hangers used for?

14. The Star Spangled Banner is the National Anthem for which country?

15. Explain Le Chateliers Principle of Dynamic Equilibrium -OR- spell your name in Capital Letters.

16. Where is the basement in a four story building located?

17. Which part of America produces the most oranges?
____ (a) Minnnesota
____ (b) Florida
____ (c) Canada
____ (d) Wisconsin

18. More advanced math. If you have three pears, how many pears do you have?

19. What does NBC (National Broadcasting Corp.) stand for?

20. The Cornell University tradition for efficiency began when (approximately)?
____ (a) B.C
____ (b) A.D.

Answer 1

I got an A+.

Answer 2

Are you serious?

Nettle Maree
1. German
2. Micheal
3. C
4. B
5. 0
6. 12
7. 10
8. C
9.George Bush
10. George the First, George the Second, George the Third, George the Fourth, George the Fifth
11. D
12. A
13. To hang coats
14. America
15. NETTLE
16. At the bottom
17. B
18. 3
19. National Broadcasting Corp.
20. B

Answer 3

Alissa
German
Michael
c. write a play
Catholic
none
12:00
10
George Bush
Northerners
George, George, George, George, Bob
Canada
it depends, do you have a text book?
Im bored now
bye

Answer 4

AHHAHAHHAHA! That was amazingly funny! Jeez...My sister and I are total nerds so you can see how we would think this is funny. We were totally LOLing on the floor. thats a good joke before heading off to youth group. thatnks bud, here's a star! <3

Answer 5

Wow! This reminds me of the "Jaywalking" segment of "The Tonight Show" in which Jay Leno asks people questions they should already know the answers to and don't.

Answer 6

lololol that was funny thx 4 the laugh

Answer 7

That's funny. Is it really like that?

Answer 8

once i did actually spell my name wrong...in pen.
no lie.

Answer 9

OMG! I hope that's fake!

Answer 10

ROFL xD