2007-11-28 10:09:25 · 23 answers · asked by Stranger in Nevada™ 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
and on the trilionth day....Man created God :P
2007-11-28 10:12:04 · answer #1 · answered by The Human Mind 2 · 5⤊ 0⤋
The God of the Old Testament is arguably the most unpleasant character in all of fiction, jealous and proud of it, a capriciously malevolent, petty, infanticidal, genocidal, pestilential, megalomaniacal sado-masochistic bully!
-Richard Dawkins
As close as I could come off the top of my head.
2007-11-28 18:22:06 · answer #2 · answered by annarkeymagic 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
(sung to the Flintstones song): Simpson! Homer Simpson! He's the greatest guy in history. From the, Town of Springfield! He's about to hit a chestnut tree! hits tree
2007-11-28 18:14:17 · answer #3 · answered by Mancloud 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
"During almost fifteen centuries has the legal establishment of Christianity been on trial. What have been its fruits? More or less in all places, pride and indolence in the clergy, ignorance and servility in the laity, in both, superstition, bigotry and persecution." [James Madison]
2007-11-28 18:58:34 · answer #4 · answered by Andrew E 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The more the fruits of knowledge become accessible to men, the more widespread is the decline of religious belief.
2007-12-01 10:49:32 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have two:
Give a man a fish and you'll feed him for a day; give a man religion and he'll starve to death while praying for a fish.
and
I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones. ~Albert Einstein
2007-11-28 18:17:03 · answer #6 · answered by Kali J 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
"Mass genocide is the most exhausting activity anyone can engage in, next to soccer."
-Loki describing Sodom and Gomorrah
No actually it's:
"A little learning is a dangerous thing; drink deep, or taste not the Pierian spring: there shallow draughts intoxicate the brain, and drinking largely sobers us again."
-Pope
2007-11-28 18:12:30 · answer #7 · answered by taa 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
"Fainthearted animals move about in herds. The lion walks alone in the desert."
- Alfred Victor Vigney
2007-11-28 18:22:59 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able?
Then he is not omnipotent.
Is he able, but not willing?
Then he is malevolent.
Is he both able and willing?
Then whence cometh evil?
Is he neither able nor willing?
Then why call him God?
--Epicurus--
Or... "How often does the train go by?"
"So often you won't notice it."
--The Blues Brothers--
2007-11-28 18:35:02 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
To thine own self be true
Fight your battles and dare the odds, drink some mead and praise our gods.
2007-11-28 18:15:25 · answer #10 · answered by Aravah 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Faith is the boast of a man thats too lazy to investigate.
2007-11-28 18:32:57 · answer #11 · answered by Future 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋