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To throw a jello mold down the front of your pants go to the statue of liberty and declare yourself the bastard child of sara lee?

2007-11-28 09:41:14 · 45 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

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I checked my authoritative handbook on morality.

Let's see, stuff about shrimp, pork, gays being bad, and slaves being good.

Nope, you're good. Do it.

2007-11-28 09:53:09 · answer #1 · answered by The J Man 5 · 1 0

No...it'll probably get you arrested, though :-)

There's got to be something in the Patriot Act about stuff like that...giggle.

Oh, the jello mold part might be a bit painful. Watch for that, k?

2007-11-28 09:44:35 · answer #2 · answered by hsmomlovinit 7 · 2 0

Yes, Throwing a hard object down the front of your pants is a sin. Or at least you will feel like you are in hell if you are hung like me.

2007-11-28 09:44:15 · answer #3 · answered by Old guy 5 · 3 1

If you have enough room to throw anything down the front of your pants, that you weren't already born with, it's time to buy smaller darned pants already. Sheesh.

_()_

2007-11-28 09:44:42 · answer #4 · answered by vinslave 7 · 2 0

It's only a sin if the Jello is raspberry.

2007-11-28 09:44:25 · answer #5 · answered by ♫ Denii ♫ 3 · 4 0

I'm worried about your rabbit more than you sara lee jr.

2007-11-28 09:44:01 · answer #6 · answered by Mercury 2010 7 · 4 0

Actually yes, this is specifically forbidden in the bible. Please refer to Doughboy 4:20. It's amazing how relevant the good book still is even in today's gelatin based culture.

2007-11-28 09:46:12 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

no provided that its not wendsday and youve only had it down there less than a day also it might make god angry if you do it wereing a suit or a scarf of any kind

2007-11-28 09:45:16 · answer #8 · answered by Neal 3 · 3 0

IT IS A SIN to sit on that Easter Bunny's lap!

2007-11-28 09:43:47 · answer #9 · answered by Gyspy Soul 5 · 4 0

Only if you ate the jello afterwards.

2007-11-28 09:46:23 · answer #10 · answered by Mancloud 3 · 3 0

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