1. Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush and W.R.Grace Co, will merge and become:
"Hale,Mary,Fuller,Grace"
2. Polygram Records, Warner Bross and Zesta Crackers join forces to become : "Poly Warmer Cracker"
3. 3M will merge with Goodyear and issue forth as:
" MMMGOOD"
4. FedEx is expect to join its major competitor, UPS to become: "FedUp".
5. Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers will become: "Fairwell Honeychild"
6. Grey Poupon and Doctor Pants will become:
" Pouponpants".
7. Victoria's Secret and Smith & Wesson will merge under a new name : "Titty Titty Bang Bang"
So look well while you'r shopping !
2007-11-28
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