Breakfast at a 1 star hotel????

Question

A guest in a posh hotel breakfast room called over the head waiter one morning and read from the menu:
" I'd like one under-cooked egg so that it's runny, and one over-cooked egg so that it's tough and hard to eat. I'd also like grilled bacon which is a bit on the cold side, burnt toast, butter straight from the freezer so that it's impossible to spread, and finally a pot of very weak, lukewarm coffee."
" That's a complicated order sir" said the bewildered waiter,
"It might be quite difficult."
The guest replied sarcastically: " It can't be that difficult, because that's exactly what you brought me yesterday".

Answer 1

its ok

Answer 2

Funny! 10!

Answer 3

bright, it reminds me that one , but too hard to me to translate , you'll be able to:

C'est un gars qui est chez le coiffeur et a qui le coiffeur demande quelle coupe il désire .
Le gars répond :"
Je voudrais :
- Rasé sur le côté gauche
- la banane mais juste à droite et de travers
- La brosse sur le dessus mais avec un trou au milieu
- La nuque dégarnie mais avec quelques touffes par ci par là."
Le coiffeur lui répond que ce n'est pas possible car ce n'est pas une coupe.
Le gars répond :"Ah ouais, pourtant c'est ce que tu m'as fait la dernière foi

Answer 4

thats funny

Answer 5

LOL I LIKED IT>>>>>

Answer 6

Bien,
(*)

Answer 7

hahahahahahahahahahahahahehehehehehehehehehhe

Answer 8

I've been there.

Answer 9

sorry not too funny....

Answer 10

haha that wasnt funny ............