Teacher walks to the back of the class and finds Little Johnny with his hands down the front of his pants.
''What are you doing?''
''It hurts down there Miss.''
''Well go to the nurse and she might let you go home early.''
Ten minutes later he goes back into class and sits down. Teacher again walks to the back of the class and finds Little Johnny sitting there with his willy sticking out of his trousers.
''Johnny. Why have you got your willy out?''
''Well, mum says if I can stick it out til noon, she will come and pick me up.''
2007-11-28 09:15:57 · 7 answers · asked by monkeynuts 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lmao. hehehehe
2007-11-28 09:18:34 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-28 18:03:45 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao nicee ... little johnny's just too funny =P
2007-11-28 17:47:07 · answer #3 · answered by Dee 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice one. Fuuuunnnnnaaaayyyyy!
2007-11-28 17:23:22 · answer #4 · answered by Justin H 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heard it before, but cute.
2007-11-28 17:20:00 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
star star star star star!!
2007-11-28 17:34:42 · answer #6 · answered by Marci_Bby♥ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one lol
2007-11-28 17:19:30 · answer #7 · answered by JasminE! 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋