While the teacher is going over the alphebet, Little Johnny raises his hand and asks if he may go to the bathroom...the teacher tells him he can only go after he recites his abc's
Little Johnny: ABCDEFGHIJKLMNO QRSTUVWXYZ
Teacher: Well what happened to the P?
Little Johnny: I couldn't hold it...it ran down my leg
2007-11-28 09:03:28 · 16 answers · asked by prplfae 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
HA!! lol =D ur the best made my day!
i'm probably going to be telling everyone this joke!
2007-11-28 09:08:18 · answer #1 · answered by pinkmonkey 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Carry on Teaching, 1964
2007-11-28 17:11:06 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I heard that one! I love it! I believe in a joke for a joke so heres one. There are two kids named Billy and Sally. One day at school they find out that they both like each other so after school they meet behind the bushes. When they come out sally's shirt is on backwards and Billy's pants are un-zipped and torn.
2007-11-28 18:45:29 · answer #3 · answered by HollyHogwarts 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-28 18:04:35 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It may be an old joke but still give you a smile
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2007-11-28 17:11:26 · answer #5 · answered by Steven E 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha me n my cuzin laughed over that wen we were like 8
2007-11-28 17:29:12 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I already heard that one
2007-11-28 17:46:44 · answer #7 · answered by Salmon 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
old joke but i still chuckled
2007-11-28 17:09:20 · answer #8 · answered by **So Kiss Me** 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
old but still funny.
2007-11-28 17:40:56 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah that was funny in like KINDERGARTEN!!
And you know what..... its stil FUNNY!!
2007-11-28 17:12:29 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋