Walking up to a department store's fabric counter, the pretty
girl said: " I would like to buy this material for a new dress, how
much does it cost?"
" Only one kiss per yard" replied the male clerk with a smirk.
"That's fine," said the pretty girl, "give me ten yards."
With expectation and anticipation written all over his face, the clerk quickly mesasured out he cloth, wrapped it up, ten
teasingly held it out.
The pretty girl snapped up the package, pointed to the old
geezer standing beside her, and smiled, " Granpa will pay the bill."
2007-11-28 09:02:30 · 16 answers · asked by Happy Feet 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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2007-11-28 10:33:28 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-28 18:17:49 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hihihihihi, I like it ;-))
It's too funny!
Granpa will pay the bill.
I'd like to go into this shop with Granny ;-))
Good night my dear friend!
Kiss from Champagne!
2007-11-28 17:13:51 · answer #3 · answered by Bibi ♥♥ 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Nice lol
2007-11-28 17:42:03 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I thought it was funny
2007-11-28 17:08:38 · answer #5 · answered by -closed- 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hehe, unexpected and awesome :-)
2007-11-28 17:09:17 · answer #6 · answered by Horsetamer77 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
clvr grl.
good to b prtty 'n smrt.
2007-11-28 17:46:40 · answer #7 · answered by mo 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMFAO......... THAT IS SO FUNNY,,, I'm sending it to everyone I KNOW..lol
2007-11-28 17:37:06 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL THATS FUNNY
2007-11-28 17:06:26 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha funny
2007-11-28 17:31:30 · answer #10 · answered by Marci_Bby♥ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao! what a disappointment
2007-11-28 17:11:05 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋