He wanted to spade his potato garden, but it was very hard work. His only son, Clement, who used to help him, was in Polsmoor Prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament."Dear Clement, I am feeling pretty bad because it looks like I won'tbe able to plant my potato garden this year. I'm just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. If you were here, all my troubleswould be over. I know you would dig the plot for me. Love, Papa"A few days later he received a letter from his son.
"Dear Papa, for heaven's sake, Papa, don't dig up that garden, that'swhere I Buried the BODIES. Love, Clement"
At 4 A.M. the next morning, the Scorpion Unit, NIA agents and local police showed up and dug up the entire area without finding any bodies. They apologized to the old man and left. That same day the old man received another letter from his son."Dear Papa, Go ahead and plant the potatoes now. That's the best i could do under the circumstances. Love Clement."
2007-11-28 08:45:27 · 20 answers · asked by More-Love 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
the old man wanted his potato garden spaded. the police got to do it for him while trying to find the bodies his son claimed to have hidden,just to get the job done.
2007-11-28 09:05:28 · update #1
Ha ha ha.!!!
Excellent one so 10/10.!!!
Cannot star as they are finished, sorry.!!!
Cheers for a laugh from Pretoria.!!!
2007-11-29 05:03:22 · answer #1 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha - the sort of letter Fletch would send to his old lady from his cell in Slade Prison (Porridge)
2007-11-28 09:49:12 · answer #2 · answered by Kitty Katty 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-28 10:11:54 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Um call me stupid, but I don't get it, please explain?
CROSS OUT, Never mind, I get it now, he sent the letter so the police would go looking for bodies and dig up the garden for him.
2007-11-28 09:01:07 · answer #4 · answered by dardrv 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Thats a clever joke!lol its a gud one!lol
2007-11-28 08:51:41 · answer #5 · answered by *Jgsummer* 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Now that was FANTSTIC not smutty just a good clean joke 10/10
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2007-11-28 09:19:47 · answer #6 · answered by Steven E 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol, I gotta admit, that's a really cool one. And it even comes clean.
2007-11-28 09:53:42 · answer #7 · answered by Banana Hero [sic] 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats really cute...still helping out the old man:)
2007-11-28 08:59:58 · answer #8 · answered by prplfae 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha I like that.
2007-11-28 08:48:04 · answer #9 · answered by Suite-Pee 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
awwww. how sweet. i heard a similar one to it. but still, awwwww
2007-11-28 08:52:58 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋