2007-11-28 08:28:31 · 13 answers · asked by STFU Dude 6 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Penguin: In Hell, the eggnog is alcohol-free.
Hell and Oklahoma, I think.
2007-11-28 08:31:53 · update #1
Bettierage: For the nutritional value of raw eggs?
2007-11-28 08:40:24 · update #2
Hell, I can do that just by dumping some booze into it.
2007-11-28 08:31:26 · answer #1 · answered by Je Marche Drôle 3 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Brandy turns egg nog into something more palatable. And even the really good stuff is cheaper than a lifetime of tithing.
2007-11-28 08:47:53 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
With a name like 'Nog', it has to be... terrible.
If Jesus had had eggnog at the Last Supper, churches would have communion once every fifty years.
2007-11-28 08:33:00 · answer #3 · answered by Doc Occam 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Oh, the penguin beat me to it, but rum or bourbon really helps. You get to a point where you don't even care that you're drinking egg nog.
2007-11-28 10:52:03 · answer #4 · answered by Purdey EP 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
No. Egg nog is the ancient enemy...=0(
Edit: Why would anyone want to ruin perfectly good booze by dumping that loathsome stuff into it?
2007-11-28 08:32:56 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
In Jesus' time, that was the name of one of those demons he cast out. Nog and Manog.
2007-11-28 16:08:21 · answer #6 · answered by Shinigami 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Make egg nog palatable? It already is good.
2007-11-28 08:36:25 · answer #7 · answered by danhyanh 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Dost though disseth the nog of the egg? Blasphemy! Blaspheyou!
'Tis the ****'m of GOD!
2007-11-28 08:32:18 · answer #8 · answered by Basil 3 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Water ---> Wine
Egg Nog ---> Ethyl Alcohol .... ??
:)
2007-11-28 13:50:13 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
egg nog is pretty good with a shot of kahlua in it...mmm
2007-11-28 08:33:15 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
He did. It started out as "partially decomposed embryonic fluid from the rear end of a chicken."
2007-11-28 08:32:10 · answer #11 · answered by ZombieTrix 2012 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋