2007-11-28 08:12:12 · 14 answers · asked by glomariza 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
the church made them up in order to guilt trip and scare people into thitheing.
2007-11-28 08:15:43 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 3⤋
Very real.
Now of course there are people who say they aren't....
They say that Jesus is not real and God is not and Satan is not...
But they sure attack God and Jesus as though He DID exist.
Sort of like if I said....
"I'm going to beat up something that isn't there!" People would laugh at me beating up what isn't even there.
So well if, to Atheist, God really is NOT there. Then why fight what is NOT there?
But well...such is the actions of those who believe in Flying Pasta Turds....
As far as I am concerned, the Flying Pasta Turd does not exist so he does not scare me one bit.
Unlike Atheists who are scared of God and attack God (of which they believe is not real)
I will humor the Atheists...let us say the FST is real
FSM vs Jesus
I went outside one day
And much to my surprise
I saw the Flying Spaghetti Monster
Right before my eyes!
He had huge meatballs!
And his noodles hang so long.
I thought I'd close my eyes.
Then he would be gone!
I open them again
Nope, he was still there
Worse of all when his noodles open
I saw his underwear!
He threatened to attack me
With meatballs and pasta sauce
But he didn't get to even whack me
Cause along came Jesus
The Flying Spaghetti Monster saw Jesus
And on his noodles did fall.
And Jesus took out some parmesan cheese
That was the last I seen of the Flying Spaghetti Monster you all.
2007-11-28 16:59:49 · answer #2 · answered by kickindevilbutt 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There is historical proof that Jesus actually existed. As for Satan, he is only a myth.
2007-11-28 18:22:37 · answer #3 · answered by Bookworm 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jesus may or may not have been a historical character, but the Jesus of the Bible wasn't real. Satan isn't a real being (although, according to LaVeyan Satanism, Satan is a representation of indulgence, so in that sense, Satan is real).
2007-11-28 16:17:16 · answer #4 · answered by Tom :: Athier than Thou 6 · 0⤊ 4⤋
If you believe they are comic book characters then you just made satan's job more easier for him
2007-11-28 16:17:32 · answer #5 · answered by prodigychild_21 4 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Let's be fair...there is a significant difference between 1000 yo myths and (modern) comic (book) characters.
Myth, yes.
Real, no.
Comic characters, no.
2007-11-28 16:17:59 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
Comic characters - not even very good ones.
2007-11-28 16:16:55 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 3⤋
They're just fictional characters.
2007-11-28 16:15:28 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 4⤋
is death and life real? are happiness and sorrow real? is healing and pain real?
2007-11-28 16:15:57 · answer #9 · answered by kreationkeeper 1 · 1⤊ 2⤋
More real than you
2007-11-28 16:15:08 · answer #10 · answered by guru 5 · 1⤊ 4⤋