2007-11-28 08:07:06 · 38 answers · asked by fryedaddy 3 in Cars & Transportation ➔ Car Makes ➔ GMC
He may already be.
2007-11-28 08:09:15 · answer #1 · answered by Googler 4 · 3⤊ 2⤋
properly, god(can i call you god?) on account that He might ought to haul 12 Apostles around with Him, the Hummer seems a much extra probable selection. The Apostles might easily ought to chip in for gas.
2016-11-12 23:30:06 · answer #2 · answered by apley 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There were no Hummers when Jesus was alive. Oh wait, his girlfriend was a prostitute, so maybe there were, but not the kind that you're talking about. If he were alive today though he definitely would drive one... have you ever tried to "walk" through the middle east? He probably went through a million pairs of sandals.
2007-11-28 08:12:53 · answer #3 · answered by b0rnbad 6 · 1⤊ 4⤋
Walking from city to city, sharing fish rather than working a regular job, wouldn't leave with a whole lot of cash to make the payments, let alone fill the gas tank.
What's the automotive equivilant of a donkey? A 94 Ford Escort?
2007-11-28 08:11:05 · answer #4 · answered by just me 6 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Jesus does drive a hummer, He is a mack daddy. FO SHO
2007-11-28 08:10:30 · answer #5 · answered by Spanky Mc Cranky 2 · 2⤊ 2⤋
No, he would smoke the hummer and drive a camel!
2007-11-28 08:11:09 · answer #6 · answered by LOVEISTHEANSWER 5 · 1⤊ 2⤋
I don't think Jesus would drive a Hummer, because they're really bad for the environment - like most cars - and Jesus seems like a really nice guy who wouldn't want to harm anything (if you believe in him of course).
2007-11-28 08:10:25 · answer #7 · answered by ? 4 · 3⤊ 6⤋
In the bible,Jesus once said " I speak not of my own accord" I think he borrowed a Honda from one of the apostles.God the father had a Plymouth..."He drove them from the garden in a Fury"
2007-11-28 10:04:49 · answer #8 · answered by zskip62 5 · 1⤊ 2⤋
i cant be the only one who got that? yes , i think he would most certianly need a hummer. very witty!!
2007-11-29 02:32:51 · answer #9 · answered by donkeypunch 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
To quote some comedian I saw when he was asked What Would Jesus Drive?: HIS FIST THROUGH THE ROOF OF YOUR PUNY CAR!
2007-11-28 08:10:45 · answer #10 · answered by CCSaar 1 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Personally i see him driving a pimped out old school slab wit the 5th wheel and a bangin sound system with TV's every where and a wood grain steering wheel and dash board. . . .and of course its candy painted.
2007-11-28 08:17:29 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋