A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband, “Please be gentle, I’m still a virgin.”
“What?” said the puzzled groom. “How can that be if you’ve been married ten times?”
Well…
“Husband #1 was a sales representative: he kept telling me how great it was going to be.
Husband #2 was in software services: he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he’d look into it and get back to me.
Husband #3 was from field services: he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn’t get the system up.
Husband #4 was in telemarketing: even though he knew he had the order, he didn’t know when he would be able to deliver.
Husband #5 was an engineer: he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method.
Husband #6 was from finance and administration: he thought he knew how, but he wasn’t sure whether it was his job or not.
Husband #7 was in marketing: although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it.
Husband #8 was a psychologist: all he ever did was talk about it.
Husband #9 was a gynecologist: all he did was look at it.
Husband #10 was a stamp collector: all he ever did was… God! I miss him! But now that I’ve married you, I’m really excited!”
“Good,” said the new husband, “But… why?”
“You’re a lawyer. This time I know I’m gonna get screwed!”
2007-11-28 08:06:45 · 9 answers · asked by Dan M 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Funny! 100!
2007-11-28 10:21:14 · answer #1 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Great punchline!
2007-11-28 08:46:11 · answer #2 · answered by Suite-Pee 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha lmao! thats great! I LIKE IT!lol
2007-11-28 08:11:42 · answer #3 · answered by kaykay 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
that's really really fun 20 stars for sure
2007-11-28 08:11:05 · answer #4 · answered by SavanaJo 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
hahahaha
-aspiring lawyer
2007-11-28 08:10:49 · answer #5 · answered by JJ 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Good stuff, that was funny!!
2007-11-28 08:25:36 · answer #6 · answered by Hip-Hop/R&B 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao. hehehehe
2007-11-28 08:13:29 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha. funny.
2007-11-28 08:10:49 · answer #8 · answered by Miss Popular 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha good one!!
2007-11-28 08:17:37 · answer #9 · answered by fingerlickinchicken 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋