An old man is riding in a lift with two glamorous women.
One woman takes a perfume bottle out of her bag and sprays her neck. She turns to the other woman and says, "Romance by Ralph Lauren...£150 an ounce."
The other woman takes a perfume bottle out of her bag, sprays herself, and says, "Chanel No.5...£200 an ounce"
The lift stops and the doors open.
The old man steps out and lets off a huge rumbling fart. As the doors close he looks back at them and says...
"Broccoli, 49p a pound."
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2007-11-28 07:59:34 · 10 answers · asked by *BURNY* 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hee hee hee hee hee was not expecting that one! brilliant!
2007-11-28 08:22:52 · answer #1 · answered by fingerlickinchicken 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ewww! Funny! 10!
2007-11-28 12:28:48 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha, that's a great one,
2007-11-28 08:04:32 · answer #3 · answered by angel 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
mmmm.... ahhhhh. u no . im peter from family guy, and i thnk these jokes are not reallyy..... ahhhhh.... funny. so ummmmm, ahhhh, i might as well give a star.... yhhhhh
2007-11-28 08:03:20 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
eau de toilette directly translates as toilet water..
great joke.
2007-11-28 08:04:41 · answer #5 · answered by Calum of Calderdale 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
you sure it wasn't brussel sprouts and cabbage soup
2007-11-28 08:08:01 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
lmao! how disgusting. poor women
2007-11-28 08:35:35 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
smelly good
2007-11-28 08:03:46 · answer #8 · answered by SPUDULIKE 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
lol loved it
2007-11-28 08:09:23 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
heard it
2007-11-28 08:36:29 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋