Will God Shirley give me the ol' glad eye and answer my prayers, given my intense commitment and focus?
2007-11-28 07:52:55 · 24 answers · asked by Brandon's been a dirty Hore 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Apprently, 'drunken cartwheels' and 'praying hard' don't agree with my crotch.
2007-11-28 08:09:12 · update #1
E - I was actually praying for a marshmallow sub sandwich, but that'll do. I suppose.
2007-11-28 08:10:15 · update #2
Nolte - I will soldier through this... this... setback, for our love.
2007-11-28 08:10:53 · update #3
Bettie - Shirley you already knew this? Shirley.
2007-11-28 08:15:45 · update #4
Do you need me to "mend" that for you?
2007-11-28 07:56:51 · answer #1 · answered by ? 7 · 11⤊ 0⤋
It's important not to go too much on feelings and emotions; but when I get to a dry place, as the old folks called it, I keep praying. However, I might read the Psalms and spend more time in meditation and contemplation. Sometimes we need to prime the pump, so to speak, if we want anything to come out.
2016-05-26 05:56:53 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
God wants you to stop calling her Shirley & the Nolte will probably not care about your clothes after all that "water" at work..
2007-11-28 08:35:23 · answer #3 · answered by FallenAngel© 7 · 8⤊ 0⤋
Shirley can't really help you, Brandon. Um, wow! That had to hurt. E.R. visit perhaps?
LMAO @ The Nolte!
2007-11-28 07:59:34 · answer #4 · answered by Yogini 6 · 8⤊ 0⤋
God's name is Shirley?
Sorry about your crotch...=0)
2007-11-28 08:01:32 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 8⤊ 0⤋
wow, what a sad thing to happen.
hey i saw this bumper sticker once that said "visualize using your turn signal"
i loved it! and it didn't cause me to hurt my self.
ya know there should be another bumper sticker "don't rely to much on christian bumper stickers for you may tear your crotch"
speaking of which, haven't you done that before?
2007-11-29 00:12:10 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Again? Come here, let me fix it. Shirley I can make it feel better.
2007-11-28 08:06:07 · answer #7 · answered by inbetweendays 5 · 7⤊ 0⤋
Depends are on sale through Friday.
2007-11-28 08:00:29 · answer #8 · answered by S K 7 · 5⤊ 0⤋
Wow the human mind and the things it can think to say
2007-11-28 08:01:05 · answer #9 · answered by prodigychild_21 4 · 6⤊ 0⤋
hey, i keep telling you it's sherl not shirley...lol
i have some duct tape...they say you can fix anything with that stuff.
2007-11-28 08:16:01 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 8⤊ 0⤋
Cant believe I actually read the whole thing
2007-11-28 07:57:18 · answer #11 · answered by ? 6 · 11⤊ 0⤋