It's one day after Christmas
I'm crabby and I'm broke.
I'm so full of ham and fruitcake
I think I'm gonna croak.
It's nice to see the relatives
I wonder when they'll leave.
They've been camping in my bathroom
since early Christmas Eve.
They're eating everything in sight
and sleeping in my bed.
I been sacked out in the basement
with my beagle, Fred.
The relatives have all gone out
and left their screaming brats.
The toilet bowl is all plugged up
and I can't find the cat.
It's Christmastime at my house,
the relatives are here.
They eat me out of house and home.
and drink up all my beer.
I love the decorations,
and the sleigh bells in the snow
But I wish those pesky relatives
would take their kids and go.
Those cookie crunchers fed the dog
a twenty pound rib roast.
His feet are sticking in the air
like skinny old fence posts.
Now they're in a free-for-all,
the girls against the boys.
They're fighting over boxes
'cause they're bored with all their toys
My mother-in-law is snoring
in my favorite TV chair.
Those kids are stringing lights on her
and tinseling her hair
I oughta wake her up
before the fireworks begin.
But I wanna see those blue sparks fly
when they plug her in.
2007-11-28 07:46:11 · 11 answers · asked by .... 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hehehe i know another version of this one
its a little too, maybe i'll drop it in an email to you
2007-11-28 13:29:05 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
we don't need to plug mama in 2 see sparks fly
2007-11-29 03:19:07 · answer #2 · answered by avalanche 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahahahaha naughty but nice and funny
2007-11-28 17:58:25 · answer #3 · answered by Kitty Katty 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny! Ha Ha! 100!
2007-11-28 18:26:58 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahaha it sux that once u grow up the holidays r more stressful than they r fun
2007-11-28 15:53:42 · answer #5 · answered by jas 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
hehehe, thats a good one hun, pmsl
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2007-11-28 17:25:30 · answer #6 · answered by tastybits 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lololol......many will think this is brilliant!
very few will admit it!
At least I can count myself lucky for spending xmas on my own !!!
2007-11-28 20:13:55 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha excellent*
2007-11-28 20:12:02 · answer #8 · answered by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
yawn
2007-11-28 15:59:28 · answer #9 · answered by SPUDULIKE 3 · 1⤊ 2⤋
cba to read that all
2007-11-28 15:54:14 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋