2007-11-28 07:43:40 · 20 answers · asked by ? 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
He would give him a lump of coal for being so naughty.
2007-11-28 07:46:23 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 8⤊ 2⤋
They would exchange gifts. God would give Santa a nice pair of warm socks. Santa would give God a nice set of golf clubs. They would share some coffee and cookies, and then be on their ways.
2007-11-28 07:55:27 · answer #2 · answered by magix151 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
God would probably say to him "What the HELL have you done to RUIN MY SON'S BIRTHDAY!"
Santa Claus is a commercialized perversion of one of the most noble and venerated Saints in Christendom. A pity really, since he embodied kindness, generosity, perseverance, and a passion for the faith (he slapped the heretic Arius on the face).
VB8
2007-11-28 07:55:24 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
Well, non-profit religious talks would commence resulting in a buyout-merger where God tendered the winning offer?
2007-11-28 07:53:41 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
i dont belive in either one but if they did meet then santa is going to hell or spreading one of the biggest lies in the world
2007-12-01 08:00:07 · answer #5 · answered by CMP 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There would be a tear in the Space Time Continuum, or Hollywood would make a movie out of it.
2007-11-28 07:48:53 · answer #6 · answered by ? 7 · 3⤊ 1⤋
St Nicholas of Myra already has met God
2007-11-28 07:46:14 · answer #7 · answered by tracymoo 6 · 2⤊ 3⤋
The Bible teaches that at the end of the world all the wicked will come under eternal punishment in a place called Hell, and this time may be very near. There is much Biblical evidence that points to the fall of 2011 as the end of the world.
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And the angel which I saw stand upon the sea and upon the earth lifted up his hand to heaven, And sware by him that liveth for ever and ever, who created heaven, and the things that therein are, and the earth, and the things that therein are, and the sea, and the things which are therein, that there should be TIME NO LONGER:
But in the days of the voice of the seventh angel, when he shall begin to sound, the mystery of God should be finished, as he hath declared to his servants the prophets. Revelation 10:5-7
2007-11-28 07:47:23 · answer #8 · answered by JESUS means: JAHWEH is Salvation 2 · 1⤊ 8⤋
Rumble in the Jungle baby
2007-11-28 07:47:34 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 3⤋
God's been bad, so Santa wouldn't leave anything.
2007-11-28 07:46:20 · answer #10 · answered by ? 6 · 8⤊ 3⤋