How do I get involved in Scientology?

Question

I'm 15 and very interested in Scientology. How do I join? Thanks!!! :)

Answer 1

You mean Church of Scientology?
Their web site has a thing to find a center near you.
http://www.scientology.org

You mean scientology self-help courses?
You can check out a Dianetics book from the library.
or look into http://www.fzint.net which is scientology without the church

heehee. Most of these answers are soooo funny. They obviously never met one, or went to a center, or read anything that wasn't rewritten by some hate group. CyberSheep in a flock :-)

Answer 2

1. Make a bunch of money - they're really not interested in you otherwise. (Sad, but true.)

2. Meet up with a Hollywood celebrity that has already donated big bucks, go through their lovely mindwipe (oops, I mean "auditing"), and start centering your life around their requests.

(By the way - auditing includes listening to ludicrous tapes and holding electrodes. It's meant to "retrain" your mind - i.e., to brainwash you.)

3. Be sure to get a babysitter from the dianetics center - they'll keep watch over you to make sure that you don't have any outside - oops, "negative" - vibes that might influence the above mentioned auditing.

4. Go ahead and donate a large percentage of your money to further the cause. It puts you in good with the coming aliens when they arrive.

I know this all sounds snide, but if you research Scientology, this really is what it is. I'm not exaggerating...I'm just putting it in plainer language to let you know how ridiculous it really is. It's pretty much just a cult that's out for your loyalty and money...and the further up you go (which you can only do if you're really rich or turn your whole life over to them), the nuttier it gets. Please don't go there. Please :-)

Answer 3

Accept that aliens crashed on earth a long time ago, and that is why bad things happen. Accept that a science fiction writer knows the truth about earth. Then give your money to Scientology so they can put electrodes in your hands.

I'm not kidding, this is what you do in Scientology.

Answer 4

You can read Dianetics and Scientology: A New Slant on Life by L Ron Hubbard.
However, to be a Scientologist and begin "auditing", you will need a well paying job.

Try reading L Ron Hubbard: Madman or Messiah as well, just so you get both sides of the story.

Answer 5

PLEASE DON'T BOTHER! I respect for just about every faith on earth but I wouldn't wipe my @ss with Hubbard's books. He invented this 'faith" to make money. He also had ties to some very dark figures in the occult world. Personally I think his religion is evil. Do your homework, sweetie. Scientology is a DANGEROUS CULT. Stay away from it PLEASE!

VB8

Answer 6

Turn off your higher reasoning skills, and surrender your personal intelligence. Scientology is a huge scam - here's a link to why you should RUN, not walk, away from the nonsense that is "Scientology": http://www.xenu.net/

People have been murdered because of this CULT - avoid it like the Ebola virus!

Answer 7

Scientology actually gets involved in you.

Answer 8

Call Tom Cruise.

Answer 9

I don't usually discourage people from joining faiths but seriously, I would have a long hard think before signing up with this bunch of whackoes.

Answer 10

Start saving your money. If you're not a multi-millionaire, you're just going to wind up cleaning the toilets of those scientologists that are. You'll need upwards of $100,000 to take all the classes you're required to take. That's not including the hundreds of thousands of dollars you'll need to be paying for their "auditing" sessions regularly. You can't walk through their parking lot without being charged for it. It's very VERY expensive.