I see the way the men here gawk at me! It's sick! I wear good pants, not tight ones! I don't need this in my life, how about you? NO!!!!!!!
The women walk around, doing cartwheels and trying to get me away from the book! They even make phone calls to each other, trying to distract me. Why?
I went to that baseball game in October. Girls walk around tempting me, and I have to leave by the 3rd inning every time! Last time I didn't go home for a week!!!!!!!
I sinned in Panama from 1985 to 1987, then 1992 to 1993, except for November. I'm not doing that again, not just for YOU!
Pretty boy Jack, I'm not looking at you today! What are you wearing???? NO!!!!!!!!!
2007-11-28 07:00:07 · 29 answers · asked by Creepy 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
You poor man. You need COD in your life.
(Welcome back!)
2007-11-28 07:03:08 · answer #1 · answered by Je Marche Drôle 3 · 9⤊ 2⤋
I wish JackB would look at me. *le sigh*
Anyway
So are you asking if atheist girls wear pants, or if atheist gay men wear pants? Not sure...
Ummm...yeah, on the girls, I think they do. Doesn't Lindsay Lohan wear them?
Wait, I don't know if Lindsay is atheist or not?
What was the question?
2007-11-28 15:40:19 · answer #2 · answered by frenzy-CIB- Jim's with Jesus 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
You just THINK you're wearing pants. You're actually wearing this cute little black g-string with a matching lace suspender. Those stockings do wonders for your legs, but maybe you should shave a little more often. You pull it off very nicely. Not everyone could wear an outfit like that.
2007-11-28 15:05:47 · answer #3 · answered by russj 3 · 5⤊ 2⤋
I'm sorry, Mr. Haggard- its STILL against the rules.
2007-11-28 15:10:19 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I usually wear blue jeans...bellbottoms actually.
2007-11-28 17:08:15 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I wear pants only in season.
2007-11-28 15:04:52 · answer #6 · answered by Shawn B 7 · 3⤊ 1⤋
I'm not wearing pants at the moment.
2007-11-28 15:02:43 · answer #7 · answered by ? 7 · 6⤊ 1⤋
I'm not wearing pants... I'll let you think about that for a while, as part of my civic atheist duty.
2007-11-28 15:03:19 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 2⤋
I'm wearing pants, but wot in the blue hell are you going on about?
2007-11-28 15:02:57 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 2⤋
What about your sinning at Vietnam and Woodstock?
2007-11-28 15:02:40 · answer #10 · answered by Southpaw 7 · 6⤊ 1⤋
you are what can be considered evidence of religion and mental illness work hand in hand.
2007-11-28 15:19:41 · answer #11 · answered by Gyspy 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋