On a golf tour in Newfoundland, Tiger Woods drives his Mercedes Benz into a gas station in a remote part of the island.
The attendant at the pump greets him in a typical Newfoundland manner, completely unaware of who the golf pro is.
“Mornin’ bye” says the attendant.
Tiger nods a quick “hello” and bends forward to pick up the nozzle.
As he does so, two tees fall out out of his shirt pocket onto the ground.
“What are dey den, son?” asks the attendant.
“They’re called tees” replies Tiger.
“Well, what on de good earth are dey for?” inquires the Newfie.
“They’re for resting my balls on when I’m driving” says Tiger.
“Freeckin Jaysus” says the Newfie, “Dem boys at Mercedes tink of everything”.
2007-11-28 06:57:20 · 5 answers · asked by Dan M 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ROFLMAO - this is a good 1 to pass on to my golfing pals
2007-11-28 07:09:47 · answer #1 · answered by Mera 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
what's funny is when you imagine the whole resting-the-balls-on-tees while you're driving thing in your head haha
2007-11-28 07:03:55 · answer #2 · answered by endrshadow 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good one. Gave me a laugh.
2007-11-28 07:14:33 · answer #3 · answered by Deb S 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol too funny
2007-11-28 07:02:35 · answer #4 · answered by shys mama 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL! I like!!
2007-11-28 07:06:00 · answer #5 · answered by writinggirl01 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋