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i need a rhyme for turning 30 that i can put on a sign in public.

2007-11-28 06:49:31 · 5 answers · asked by ms01 4 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

5 answers

All your life your thoughts have been dirty,
Enjoy while your mind and body are able,
Because now, my friend, you're turning thirty
And nature's about to turn the table.

2007-11-28 06:53:43 · answer #1 · answered by PhotoJim 4 · 1 1

Turning 30, I don't mine.
I am like a fine wine,
Better with age is what they say,
A great body, with nice legs,
I can warm you up and make you dizzy,
And the best part, I can make you want more
after I am gone...

2007-11-28 16:47:23 · answer #2 · answered by Craig B 2 · 0 0

This one is slightly used for a different number, but it could be used with this one as well...

Lordy, lordy
Looks whose 30

2007-11-28 14:56:49 · answer #3 · answered by writinggirl01 3 · 1 0

Im so depressed, lets get drunk and dirty, this old ***** just turned 30

2007-11-28 14:54:48 · answer #4 · answered by Patrick 3 · 1 2

[Insert Name Here] is turning 30
And s/he wants you to get down and dirty

That'll get 'em for sure.

2007-11-28 14:53:20 · answer #5 · answered by Sharon Newman (YR) Must Die 7 · 0 0

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