Phil, the happy murcia is applying for a job as a signalman for the local railroad, and is told to meet the inspector at the signal box.
The inspector decides to give Phil a quick quiz, asking, "What would you do if you realized that two trains were heading towards each other on the same track?"
Phil says, "I would switch one train to another track."
"What if the lever broke?" asks the inspector.
"I'd run down to the tracks and use the manual lever," answers Phil.
"What if that had been struck by lightning?" challenges the inspector.
"Then," Phil continues, "I'd run back up here and use the phone to call the next signal box."
"What if the phone was busy?"
"In that case," Phil argues, "I'd run to the street level and use the public phone near the station".
"What if that had been vandalized?"
"Oh, well," says Phil, "in that case I'd run into town and get my Uncle Leo."
This puzzles the inspector, so he asks, "Why would you do that?"
"Because he's never seen a train crash!"
2007-11-28 06:43:06 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ha ha ha Very good I liked that,,,ha ha ha what`s more I used to work for good old BR,,,,,
2007-11-28 21:15:57 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 6⤊ 0⤋
Blooming Heck!!
Poor lad will be absolutely shattered!
LOL Star for the laughs!! *
2007-11-28 09:51:21 · answer #2 · answered by ? 6 · 4⤊ 0⤋
You know really that sounds like Philip, very nice smile, good one
2007-11-28 13:12:38 · answer #3 · answered by Flowers 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
hehehe, didn't think that Phil could run that far, hope i'm never on one of those trains, pmsl hun
star time
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2007-11-28 10:17:10 · answer #4 · answered by tastybits 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
lol,10, star,very funny.
2007-11-28 19:58:43 · answer #5 · answered by xyz 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahaha very very good. Lol
2007-11-28 06:51:57 · answer #6 · answered by .... 6 · 4⤊ 1⤋
that"s very naughty and i"m telling my mam,maaaaaaaam!!
2007-11-28 07:39:19 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
lmao. very nice one!
2007-11-28 07:32:17 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
very good * star *
2007-11-28 07:03:36 · answer #9 · answered by dizzydi 4 · 4⤊ 0⤋
hahaha
excellent
star awarded
2007-11-28 12:36:20 · answer #10 · answered by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 · 1⤊ 2⤋