A fiftyish woman was at home happily jumping on her bed and squealing with delight.
Her husband watches her for a while and asks, "Do you have any idea how ridiculous you look? What's the matter with you?"
The woman continues to bounce on the bed and says, "I don't care. I just came from having a mammogram and the doctor says I have the breasts of an 18 year-old."
The husband said, "What did he say about your 56 year old *ss?"
"Your name never came up," she replied.
2007-11-28 06:42:15 · 48 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
again people asking where"s the question?? since when as a joke been a question!!!
2007-11-28 07:05:05 · update #1
cheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeer"s jamie,thanks for that!
2007-11-28 07:09:00 · update #2
Ha ha ha.!!!
Good one No 8.!!!
Wonderstar leaves thursday for England.
Cheers lady.!!
2007-11-28 07:04:19 · answer #1 · answered by JAM123 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
5 stars
2007-11-28 07:00:51 · answer #2 · answered by nike s 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Good One. I like witty jokes.
2007-11-28 07:05:03 · answer #3 · answered by tig 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
That was posted either yesterday or the day before. It still made me chuckle though.
2007-11-28 06:45:31 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Two thumbs up!
2007-11-28 06:45:39 · answer #5 · answered by William K 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
that was pretty cool and clean too Great joke made me laugh
2007-11-28 06:47:33 · answer #6 · answered by jesuslovesme_jesusforgaveme 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Just wait until I tell my pal, Gavin!
Just have done, and he's laughing his head off!
2007-11-28 06:46:01 · answer #7 · answered by Modern Major General 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Good one ☺
2007-11-28 06:45:59 · answer #8 · answered by Scooter_The_Squirrels_Wifey 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Fantastic!
Keep 'em comin!
I'm taking up lots of space! Leg-room if you wish!
http://www.myspace.com/desperatedan86
2007-11-28 06:45:30 · answer #9 · answered by pokerfacedanny 3 · 2⤊ 2⤋
Good one!
2007-11-28 06:45:21 · answer #10 · answered by bob 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋