Santa Baby, slip a sable under the tree, For me.
been an awful good girl, Santa baby,
so hurry down the chimney tonight.
Santa baby, a 54 convertible too,
Light blue.
I'll wait up for you dear,
Santa baby, so hurry down the chimney tonight.
Think of all the fun I've missed,
Think of all the fellas that I haven't kissed,
Next year I could be just as good,
If you'll check off my Christmas list,
2007-11-28 06:00:07 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Santa baby, I wanna yacht,
And really that's not a lot,
Been an angel all year,
Santa baby, so hurry down the chimney tonight.
Santa honey, there's one thing I really do need,
The deed
To a platinum mine,
Santa honey, so hurry down the chimney tonight.
Santa cutie, and fill my stocking with a duplex,
And checks.
Sign your 'X' on the line,
Santa cutie, and hurry down the chimney tonight.
Come and trim my Christmas tree,
With some decorations bought at Tiffany's,
I really do believe in you,
Let's see if you believe in me,
Santa baby, forgot to mention one little thing,
A ring.
I don't mean on the phone,
Santa baby, so hurry down the chimney tonight,
Hurry down the chimney tonight,
Hurry, tonight.
2007-11-28 06:00:38 · update #1
Is it hot in here or is it just me?
;-)
2007-11-28 06:01:34 · update #2
Love that song. How 'bout "Baby, it's Cold Outside?"=0)
2007-11-28 06:02:54 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 3⤋
Nahh, the one about Grandma getting run over by a reindeer is much more in tune with today's society.
2007-11-28 14:17:04 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
Umm. Yeah I disagree. I love being festive and helping people and the spirit of Christmas. Maybe for some perverts like you, but not for me.
2007-11-28 14:05:01 · answer #3 · answered by Viking799 3 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Hmm... the none-too-subtle suggestion of trading sexual favors for expensive material goods... yup, sounds like Christmas...
2007-11-28 14:35:08 · answer #4 · answered by Jesus Chrysler 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
And there was me looking forward to:
"Now we don our gay apparel."
Addendum:
Ship of fools have published their
"Kitchmas list"
Those really essential religious gifts that make the season what it is.
(I've respect for those people: Christians with a sense of humour.)
2007-11-28 14:10:34 · answer #5 · answered by Pedestal 42 7 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Ah yes, let's rename it Avaricemas.
2007-11-28 14:04:49 · answer #6 · answered by Murazor 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Hello, Mr. President... *wink*
2007-11-28 14:03:18 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
I'm a Christian, and I wanna puke every time I hear that song.
2007-11-28 14:06:32 · answer #8 · answered by FUNdie 7 · 1⤊ 2⤋
i agree that christmas is a huge commercial holiday
2007-11-28 14:05:46 · answer #9 · answered by ★ UFO® ★ 3 · 3⤊ 2⤋
my favorite christmas song of ALL TIME!!
2007-11-28 14:07:04 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋