George went on a vacation to the Middle East with most of his family
including his mother-in-law.
During their vacation and while they were visiting Jerusalem.George's
mother-in-law died.
With the death certificate in hand, George went to the American
Consulate Office to make arrangements to send the body back to the
States for proper burial.
The Consul, after hearing of the death of the mother-in-law told
George that the sending of a body back to the States for burial is very,
very expensive. It could cost as much as $5,000.00.
The Consul continues, in most cases the person responsible for the
remains normally decides to bury the body here. This would only cost
$150.00.
George thinks for some time and answers, "I don't care how much it
will cost to send the body back; that's what I want to do,"
The Consul, after hearing this, says "You must have loved your
mother-in-law very much considering the difference in price."
"No, it's not that," says George. "You see, I know of a case many
years ago of a person that was buried here in Jerusalem. On the third
day he arose from the dead! I just can't take that chance."
2007-11-28 05:36:14 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Great one. Thanks Lol
Have you celebrated Christmas already, I see your Fr Christmas outfit is gone. Lucky you. The rest of us have to wait another few weeks for our pressies.hahaha
2007-11-28 06:11:59 · answer #1 · answered by .... 6 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Great jokes. Where's your Santy outfit or did The Happy Christmas Murcia do you out of a job? PMSL
2007-12-02 09:54:59 · answer #2 · answered by Cathleen 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He was a pretty smart man,diden`t want his mother-in-law to rise up from the dead like Jesus did.
That is a good joke. Keep up the good work.
Thanks for the laugh.
2007-11-28 05:44:04 · answer #3 · answered by skunk 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
you are going to hell but i am coming with you because i just spit soda on myself from laughing too hard...a word to the wise don't drink while reading a joke!
2007-11-28 06:35:49 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Nice joke.
2007-11-28 06:42:06 · answer #5 · answered by candle 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
haha not wanting the mother inlaw to return frm the dead
lol
star
2007-11-28 12:40:45 · answer #6 · answered by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
hehehe, not gonna let you take our mother's in law on holiday with us then, pmsl, another excellent posting hun
star time
xxxxxxx
2007-11-28 06:22:11 · answer #7 · answered by tastybits 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
LMAO hilarious stars!
Thanks u always make me laugh!
2007-11-28 06:15:02 · answer #8 · answered by cbabysnugglebunny 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
lol id pay the 5000.00 too if it were my mother in law hahaha.
Good job!
2007-11-28 05:40:32 · answer #9 · answered by * 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha nice one,,hey ! where`s your santa outfit gone?
2007-11-28 05:39:23 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋