Are you ready to be judged by God? wicked beware for the kingdom is fast approaching.
2007-11-28 05:09:20 · 34 answers · asked by RONALD M 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Yes I am! I have given my heart to the Lord Jesus Christ and am ready for Him to come back and take us!
2007-11-28 05:12:33 · answer #1 · answered by G.W. loves winter! 7 · 2⤊ 2⤋
Hasn't chicken little been warning us of judgment day for about two thousand years now? It's always "right around the corner" or "fast approaching", but never quite seems to get here.
2007-11-28 05:14:46 · answer #2 · answered by Kris 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Ok as a fellow christian you dont want to scare people into believing, the is other approaches, and yes I'm ready when he is
2007-11-28 05:12:55 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Kinda. I honestly think it would happen in, like, hundreds or thousands of years, but I'm just hoping I at least get to purgatory or whatever the purification process is.... if there is one.
2007-11-28 05:14:37 · answer #4 · answered by Cat Diapers 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My understanding is that he will arrive, pulled by twenty-four reindeer. Accompanied by forty billion angels blowing bugles.
2007-11-28 05:15:55 · answer #5 · answered by Saint Nearly 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
God got fired by the Donald.
Last time I saw him he was falling off the rolling log on Ninja Warrior on G4.
2007-11-28 05:14:10 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋
Show me some evidence - other than the bible which is biased and suspect - that he was here the first time.
2007-11-28 05:20:06 · answer #7 · answered by Simon T 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
They come and they come and they come and they come
I accepted with a gentle tongue
No heart broken, no need to speak
(Don't talk to me)
Don't talk to me about being alone
2007-11-28 05:21:32 · answer #8 · answered by hairypotto 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jesus will probably annihilate the bible belt first, what with their higher rates of obesity, divorce, teen pregnancy, homicide, STDs, illiteracy and poor health.
Ironic, dont cha think?
2007-11-28 05:11:51 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Did you get that from your tinfoil hat? If JC came the first time it was all over one of his Upholsterers.
2007-11-28 05:12:12 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋