I like online dating....
I can get rejected without even putting on my pants
2007-11-28 04:57:19 · 27 answers · asked by Russell C 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hey... jeez lol
im trying... gotta start with some stand up somwhere. that is humorous at least.
2007-11-28 05:21:51 · update #1
better than the vagina joke, but you'd get charity laughs if you're lucky.
2007-11-28 05:00:47 · answer #1 · answered by daniel 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yeah. How about "I can get rejected without even leaving my house", or "without even getting dressed". I'd give it about a 6.5 for one-liners.
2007-11-28 13:00:43 · answer #2 · answered by quatrapiller 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, but it cannot compete with: How do you make a tissue dance?
answer: Put a little boogie in it
2007-11-28 13:00:01 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It all depends . . . Are you talking about getting dressed or irregular breathing patterns???
2007-11-28 13:00:39 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sorry, not funny at all
Besides, it doesn't really make sense!
2007-11-28 13:14:11 · answer #5 · answered by ♥Princess84♥ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's better than getting rejected after you take them off.
2007-11-28 13:01:13 · answer #6 · answered by PDnAZ 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Not realy funny.
Work on ur jokes dude.
2007-11-28 13:00:43 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
look on the mirror more funny
2007-11-28 13:00:42 · answer #8 · answered by grrr!! 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Of the ones you had this is the best.
Thumbs up to you.
2007-11-28 13:00:20 · answer #9 · answered by Fuzzybutt 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
kinda in a rodney dangerfield kinda way.
2007-11-28 12:59:37 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋