A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session
with four young mothers and their small children. "You
all have obsessions, " he observed.
To the first mother, he said, "You are obsessed with
eating.
You've even named your daughter Candy."
He turned to the second Mom. "Your obsession is money.
Again, it manifests itself in your child's name, Penny."
He turned to the third Mom. "Your obsession is alcohol.
Again, it manifests itself in your child's name, Brandy."
At this point, the fourth mother got up, took her little
boy by the hand and whispered, "Come on, Di*k, let's
go."
2007-11-28
03:05:09
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