I am deeply in love with the most wonderful woman in the whole wide world, and last weekend I decided to "pop the big question!" Well, I made reservations for a nice restaraunt, and everything was going perfectly. My beloved (who is a very large woman, think Mimi from Drew Carey and then imagine a woman that dunked her in bacon grease and swallowed her, that would be pretty close to my little lovebug) really likes to eat so I thought I would combine our love with her love for Chocolate cheesecake and had the waiter slip the ring (VERY EXPENSIVE! but i got it on sale!) into her piece of cake like they do on the movies. I forgot though that she doesn't chew when she eats and she ended up swallowing the ring whole! I was mortified! I didn't mention my plans to her because I want things to go perfectly (i love her so much.) So I've been diggin through her feces the past few days to salvage the ring, and yesterday she caught me and she's gonna leave cause she thinks i'm a deviant! Help!!!!
2007-11-28 03:03:56 · 9 answers · asked by toasterdevil jr. 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Etiquette
BLULINR- It's weird that you asked that. I didn't find the ring I bought but I find a different one, with a larger diamond...do you think she has another man?
2007-11-28 03:10:34 · update #1
Go to Sam's or Costco and get her an industrial size case of twinkies to pacify her, then give her the other ring you found.
You may have to have it resized once she gets through the case but if you love her, your devotion will grow with her size.
Congratulations and best of luck!
LMAO
2007-11-28 03:20:10 · answer #1 · answered by :) 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
She's got a richer man. This is your lucky break!
Any man who puts a cheap ring in cheese cake deserves what you're getting. You are a deviant - admit it. Why didn't you tell her to look for the ring - she ate it?
I would let this Love-bug go. She'll lie on you one night and you'll die of suffocation and she wouldn't even know. Aren't you scared.
She's probably more than you can afford and she's bad for any man's health both financial and otherwise.
2007-11-28 03:44:03 · answer #2 · answered by MC 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Oh my god that is so disgusting I cant believe that.
What i think is that you should tell her that she swallowed her ring because if you dont she will think you are getting a little crazy so now you should kindly tell her what has happened and maybe she will feel bad.
that is crazy anyways good luck
2007-11-28 03:09:39 · answer #3 · answered by Sina 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You gotta come clean and tell her what's going on. She'll laugh with you, and the expediency of finding the ring can become a joint project.
Lol.
TX Mom
2007-11-28 03:11:46 · answer #4 · answered by TX Mom 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yeah, but did you find the ring? Or just bits of corn and nuts?
2007-11-28 03:06:54 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow, that's quite a story.
I think you should just tell her about your romantic proposal gone awry. Chances are she'll think it was a cute guesture and may even find it funny.
2007-11-28 03:16:01 · answer #6 · answered by Meana 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I am trying to be indignant but I am more than a little embarrassed to say that I find this funny.
2007-11-28 03:08:25 · answer #7 · answered by Adoptive Father 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
This is obviously not real. But anyone who talks about their supposed gf the way you do deserves what happened.
2007-11-28 03:29:21 · answer #8 · answered by Melissa 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋
hahahahahahaha.....awe man....
...you have too much time on your hands!
2007-11-28 03:08:53 · answer #9 · answered by krisindeed 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋