Every man wants a wife who is beautiful, understanding, economical, a good cook, and great in bed... But the law allows only one wife...
2007-11-28 02:38:22 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
They just haven't met me yet!!! He-He :+}
2007-11-28 02:43:15 · answer #1 · answered by Trea (pron.tree) 4 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Where did all these wonderful women come from - during the holidays once a year, I see TRULY gorgeous women shopping in the mall that I never see all year - its a special treat for me as I live in Texas where everyone is fat all year long, but during the holidays, I get to see what few skinny people that are left that have not yet been eaten - if you meet one woman with those qualities please send her my way, thanks - good joke, bravo.
2007-11-28 03:11:39 · answer #2 · answered by Nathaniel 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wife is a life belonging to none excluding herself.
2007-11-28 08:22:54 · answer #3 · answered by johnkamfailee 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL! but they r missing alot women out there that comes in a full packae no bagage included! ....
...like me!LOL
2007-11-28 02:51:05 · answer #4 · answered by *Dat*-*Libra*-*Cutie* 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
thats right jimi.only one. thats really funny.
2007-11-28 10:49:57 · answer #5 · answered by mrs_pipesmoker 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-11-28 02:46:39 · answer #6 · answered by ~Tess~ 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋