A man and his wife are sitting on the couch, watching TV, and he is throwing peanuts into the air and trying to catch them in his mouth. Somehow it happens the man gets one of the peanuts stuck in his ear. He does everything he can to get it out but it wont come out. His wife tries to get it out but it wont come out.
His daughter gets home with her new boyfriend and they ask what is going on. The man explains and the new boyfriend says that he knows how to get the peanut out. He sticks his fingers up the mans nose and tells him to blow hard. The peanut comes out! The daughter and wife are impressed and the daughter walks into the kitchen with the boyfriend giving him all sorts of praise. As they walk away the wife says how wonderful the boyfriend and she wonders aloud what he will be when he gets older.
The husband says, " From the smell of his fingers our son in law".
Please star me if you like this :o)
2007-11-28 02:29:36 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ROTFLMFAO. . .that is hilarious!
2007-11-28 02:33:17 · answer #1 · answered by Shayna 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
3/5
2007-11-28 10:33:57 · answer #2 · answered by kunal_chawla09 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Wow, interesting joke! Actually I heard this before, but since you shared it, a star for you.
2007-11-28 10:45:35 · answer #3 · answered by Karolynn (: 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
BOYFRIEND returns from work and ask what is it that he wish? The next day, wife throws him a way out. Father whip out the jam and makes a sandwhich..
2007-11-28 10:42:18 · answer #4 · answered by 27% Best Answers 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
OH G R O S S hunny! but yeah funny!
but oh so gross!
2007-11-28 10:42:21 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha,,,good oldies,,,,,,I always wonder why the dad didn't stick his own fingers into his nose,,,
2007-11-28 10:46:58 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Om my goodness, I wasn't going that way! Good one!! Totally had me going somewhere else!!! :+O
2007-11-28 10:39:04 · answer #7 · answered by Trea (pron.tree) 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
heard it still like it though funny star4u
2007-11-28 10:55:51 · answer #8 · answered by *Dat*-*Libra*-*Cutie* 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was funny it took me a minute to get it
2007-11-28 10:34:22 · answer #9 · answered by marquise r 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny but... wow
2007-11-28 10:39:46 · answer #10 · answered by Morrisa S 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very good.
2007-11-28 10:32:51 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋