2007-11-28 01:41:24 · 15 answers · asked by ? 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Keith C ...
Why do you think this is in the wrong category?
2007-11-28 02:33:06 · update #1
My niece was 8 - 10 years old at the time . I repeated a joke from a Rodney Dangerfield album . " Do you know kids get pregnant from eating chicken ?" It's finger licken good and one thing leads to another. My brother and his wife had a couple over , and the wife was pregnant . My niece looked at her and said " You've been eating chicken !" My brother said she started to get confused because the woman wasn't a kid.
2007-11-28 02:16:46 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I can think of one right off hand. There was a man who went by the name of "Keith" (Stop me if you've heard this...lol) He thought that there was absolutely NOTHING funny about religion and spirituality. He apparently thinks that God has NO sense of humor. But, evidently he is wrong because he is an example of Gods humor!!! lol *Hint*
2007-11-28 12:54:38 · answer #2 · answered by ? 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
well i have told this before but here goes,quite a few years ago i was walking through the park to meet some friends when i heard this women's voice saying "please no"and she sounded breathless from in side some bushes i thought she was been attacked, so i screamed out thinking the attacker would run away i saw two men running over to help me so i stuck my head in the bushes and there was two teenagers scrambling to get into there clothes saying were sorry and the boy said please don't tell my dad i didn't know if to laugh or cry :)
2007-11-28 13:19:07 · answer #3 · answered by casha1 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
So I used to date this guy named Derek Sloss and he was kind of amazing, but it was weird cuz he was bi. Then one weekend he dragged me to an anamae (sp?) convention at a hotel and I met this cute gay guy named Keneth Mogan, who I guess is kind of famous cuz he writes those stupid books. Anyways, I introduced Keny to Derek and they hit it off. They hung out all that night, which was ok with me, cuz i didn't want to be there. Then I didn't see Derek for 2 days and he didn't answer my calls. Turns out he shacked up with Keny at the hotel and cheated on me all weekend. WITH A GUY! I mean, whatever makes you happy , but I never thought I'd be that girl. He broke up with me that Monday saying he was "emotionally unattached" to me and he was in love with Keny. It was weird. I'm over it, but it's still really funny,
2007-11-28 09:49:34 · answer #4 · answered by purplemallkitty 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
last year I got engaged to a **** up, I was sat on the window ledge on the forth floor having a *** and she pushed me out the funny thing is I lived to tell the tale and I am a much better person for it. I want to thank her really for helping me.
2007-11-28 09:47:07 · answer #5 · answered by BAZ 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
me and my parther was having sex for first time..so we wanted to try out 69...she was on top of me and i was licking her same time as she did to me..then when i was about to come i FARTED in her face...we never had 69 again till 6 month later i tro it was funny but she was not impress at all.
2007-11-28 10:37:34 · answer #6 · answered by cookie 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Yes.
2007-11-28 09:47:46 · answer #7 · answered by Avondrow 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Yes and I'm keeping to myself.
2007-11-28 09:45:23 · answer #8 · answered by ? 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
better not......if i attempt humor people get offended......look at
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AiMRQbwjmCMgJoPyYE1ii3zty6IX;_ylv=3?qid=20071128054420AA6CHZE&show=7#profile-info-AQoJkeaeaa
some on here too serious to even enjoy life.
Jesus is the only way
2007-11-28 09:45:46 · answer #9 · answered by jesussaves 7 · 1⤊ 2⤋
why is this question in the religion section?
2007-11-28 09:51:10 · answer #10 · answered by Keith C 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋