pretend to your boss that you are a God fearing Christian. I recently found out that my boss is an evangelical Christian. So I read the whole Bible, I memorized a few lines from it, and now I show up to church every sunday with my boss. I worked there for 4 years and never got a raise or a promotion. I simply told him that I have always gone to this church and that we just never ran into each other and he bought it. Now, I am a few months away from becoming a secretary for him. I have recieved multiple raises and life is good. You see atheists, you need to just take advantage of a bad situation. Sure most people are Christians and that's annoying as Hell, but make the best of a bad situation.
2007-11-28 01:20:11 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Even though others accuse us of having no morals, this is a great opportunity to prove otherwise. Nope, I'd never do such a thing. I prefer to be rewarded for my work.
2007-11-28 01:24:58 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
I couldn't attend church if you had a gun to my head. No job is worth that kind of pretense.
Annoying as hell? Odd statement for atheist don't you think?
I wonder if perhaps you aren't really atheist at all but rather a Christian trying to coerce atheists into going to church?
2007-11-28 09:37:44 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny all my bosses know I'm an atheist - most of them are christian - and I've never had trouble getting promoted on my own merit.
2007-11-28 09:25:00 · answer #3 · answered by genaddt 7 · 6⤊ 0⤋
Ahahahahaha!!! My boss has a wife and a few girlfriends on the side and loves to drink...should I pray? LMAO
2007-11-28 09:29:35 · answer #4 · answered by BAMA a.k.a. K~E~G 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hard work & clean living worked for me..my boss is not religious anyway
2007-11-28 09:24:29 · answer #5 · answered by Semyazza The FallenAngel 3 · 6⤊ 0⤋
did he not give you a raise or promotion because he knew you were an atheist? if so, he was breaking federal law.
2007-11-28 09:42:38 · answer #6 · answered by Magick Kitty 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
How can I be sure a troll imitating an Atheist didn't write this?
2007-11-28 09:24:46 · answer #7 · answered by Jasumi 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I'd rather get a raise based on the merits of my job performance. I'd sleep better at night.
2007-11-28 09:22:48 · answer #8 · answered by bamidélé 4 · 11⤊ 0⤋
So.....how do your boss's shoes taste? Do you lick them clean everyday, or just every Sunday?
2007-11-28 09:25:43 · answer #9 · answered by mental1018 3 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Self respect won't allow me to act like one in
order to live like one.
Give me ramen noodles and self worth.
2007-11-28 09:29:22 · answer #10 · answered by wuvie 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋