Or will we have to go in our pajamas or even nude if we are in the shower or doing nude-gardening?
Would you keep a pac-a-mac on you just in case?
What if one is on the toilet? presumedly many people will be?
Will we get time to make ourselves decent
Worried. Worcs. UK.
2007-11-28 01:16:19 · 16 answers · asked by Bajingo 6 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
You know, I'm worried about that too. What if it happens in the middle of hanky-panky? Will I be able to wipe off the c*m? Oh man, so little time and so much to do!
~is panicking~
P.S. Or even worse - what if it wrecks it for me?!
2007-11-28 01:20:33 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I Have Said Before, "I Would Like to Know the Date of the Day After the Predicted End of the World, So I Could Breath a Sigh of Relief".
2007-11-28 09:35:44 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Let me know when you go. If everybody else is going naked i'm gonna wear a sleep mask or something in case I bump into Jerry Falwell in the buff and Oral Roberts with a ***** on their way back down from judgement.
2007-11-28 09:28:58 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
What if you're having sexual intercourse with your wife when this happens? I guess we could have a host of other questions too. Maybe the notice to the "chosen" people will come via email or something. This means you'll find out two days later. :-)
2007-11-28 09:22:03 · answer #4 · answered by clint 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Luckily with modern technology and the Hubble Telescope, we will see him coming from quite a long way off.
You will have time to grab a coat, and I will have time to get the ice.
2007-11-28 09:20:03 · answer #5 · answered by ɹɐǝɟsuɐs Blessed Cheese Maker 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
God's a bit of a perv, so he'll probably time his arrival to maximize nudity.
It is the second COMING after all...
Oh dear, I don't think I'll need a coat where I'm going...
2007-11-28 09:19:50 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I think we'll have several million years to prepare before the Sun goes Nova.
2007-11-28 09:19:45 · answer #7 · answered by Ferddaword 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
LOL nude gardening, watch out for those thorns.
2007-11-28 09:19:07 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
No according to Protestants you will be raptured by velociraptor and according to Catholics you will be slayed by the AntiChrist.
2007-11-28 09:23:37 · answer #9 · answered by carl 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You wont need one where you're going. Hahaha...I'll be there too. I'm going to pack a swimming suit, sun glasses and tanning lotion.
2007-11-28 09:19:29 · answer #10 · answered by ? 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋