what is your reaction ?
How many lashes ??
please forgive me
2007-11-28 00:42:56 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
BURN THE UN-UNBELIEVER!
2007-11-28 00:46:15 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 17⤊ 0⤋
I can't tell how many lashes without seeing the cartoons. This is a most egregious sin though, and not a thing to be taken lightly. The mere fact that you have stated that you have did this is indicative of hubris and human pride, which is obviously a defect of character.
If you can forward the aforementioned cartoons of blasphemous nature, I could properly recommend some form of self-punishment which would be an acceptable form of temporal purgation and punishment for which the FSM would absolve you of eternal damnation.
2007-11-28 01:13:14 · answer #2 · answered by Deirdre H 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Pictures! I need visuals! Show me the cartoons and a photo of the doll and all will be forgiven. (by me - I can't speak for FSM).
-Z
2007-11-28 01:08:22 · answer #3 · answered by Zee 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Whatever gets your rocks off, little boy, is okay by me. Forgiveness not necessary. Go forth and enjoy your adolescence.
P.S. Who the hell is "FSM?"
2007-11-28 00:54:29 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
why the hell would I care!!! I can't understand why people get so upset with these satirical digs at their religion, soo what! the fault is with the PC brigade.
the reaction to teddy's name is far from rational and should not have happened in the 21st C.
2007-11-28 00:53:29 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋
I want an FSM doll.
2007-11-28 00:52:36 · answer #6 · answered by Cinthia Round house kicking VT 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
No stripper factory for you tonight, bad boy!
Nice one, but we atheists don't consecrate anyone, Darwin included, to become worthy of our worship.
2007-11-28 00:53:58 · answer #7 · answered by =_= 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Meh.... The book that explains darwins 'theory' does not tell us to worship no others or worship false gods or take his name in vein.....
So knock yourself out kid :)
2007-11-28 00:49:33 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋
No lashes, but you are going to Hell.
Oh.....we don't believe in Hell. Guess you get a free pass.
2007-11-28 00:47:26 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 6⤊ 0⤋
I don't care... but FSM will surely lash you with his noodly appendage
2007-11-28 00:46:22 · answer #10 · answered by Sly Phi AM 7 · 5⤊ 0⤋
50 lashes with a wet noodle
and we shall all riot immediately.
2007-11-28 00:45:55 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 12⤊ 0⤋