A man who smelled like a distillery flopped on a subway seat next to a priest. The man's tie was stained, his face was plastered with red lipstick, and a half empty bottle of gin was sticking out of his torn coat pocket.
He opened his newspaper and began reading. After a few minutes the disheveled guy turned to the priest and asked, "Say, Father, what causes arthritis?"
"Mister, it's caused by loose living, being with cheap, wicked women, too much alcohol, and a contempt for your fellow man."
"Well, I'll be damned," the drunk muttered, returning to his paper.
The priest, thinking about what he had said, nudged the man and apologized. "I'm very sorry, I didn't mean to come on so strong. How long have you had arthritis?"
"I don't have it, Father. I was just reading here that the Pope does."
2007-11-27 22:31:53 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
that was reallllly funny! i actually laughed out loud :]
all of your jokes seem to make me laugh.
is this one old too? cause your last one was old...but it was gold!
2007-11-28 15:17:27 · answer #1 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hehehehe...
Look before yu leap!!!
2007-11-28 06:51:48 · answer #2 · answered by 13 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny
nice and cool
fun to read
2007-11-28 06:51:52 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL - you get a star from me too!
2007-11-28 06:35:32 · answer #4 · answered by They call me ... Trixie. 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lolz....u shouldnt be joking about the pope u know....but still hahah
2007-11-28 06:41:18 · answer #5 · answered by cutie 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
dats hilarious
2007-11-28 06:39:02 · answer #6 · answered by melovedogs 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha . cool joke !âº
2007-11-28 06:36:05 · answer #7 · answered by girl in a world 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha )
2007-11-28 06:35:03 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol, it's funny
2007-11-28 06:44:36 · answer #9 · answered by Ksenia 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋