2007-11-27 20:08:34 · 7 answers · asked by Alice N 1 in Education & Reference ➔ Quotations
"Life is far too important to be taken seriously."
- Oscar Wilde
2007-11-28 04:09:45 · answer #1 · answered by El Guapo 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time.
Robin Williams.
2007-11-28 04:20:21 · answer #2 · answered by flamingo 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I have a few favourites:
1). Sarcasm is one more service we offer.
2). I'm not your type; I'm not inflatable.
3). ...And which dwarf are you?
4). If I'd wanted to hear the pitty-patter of little feet, I'd have
put shoes on my cat!
LOVE 'EM ALL!!
2007-11-28 08:39:00 · answer #3 · answered by cloud43 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Some days its not worth chewing through the restraints....
2007-11-28 04:13:05 · answer #4 · answered by Kryptoph 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
If you drink, don't drive. Don't even putt. - Dean Martin
2007-11-29 15:18:11 · answer #5 · answered by Lorenzo Steed 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ruff enough is good enough, it's not going into my house.
2007-11-28 04:32:40 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence."
- Ashleigh Brilliant
2007-11-28 09:45:19 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋