Are not there any really funny jokes left?No belly shaking laughs?Should I abandon my search?Any contribution

Answer 1

Three Boy Scouts, a lawyer, a priest, and a pilot are in a plane that is about to crash.
The pilot says "Well, we only have 3 parachutes, let's give them to the 3 Boy Scouts. They are young and have their whole lives in front of them"
The lawyer says "F*ck the Boy Scouts!"
The priest says, "Do we have time?"

Answer 2

Indian w/ a horse !!!Heard this one ?
1--------10 does it get a star ?

INDIANS DON'T USE SADDLES!


A woman from New York was driving through a
remote part of Arizona when her car broke down.An American Indian on
horseback came along and offered her a ride to a nearby town.She climbed
up behind him on the horse and then rode off. The ride was uneventful,
except that every few minutes the Indian would let out a
"Ye-e-e-e-h-a-a-a-a" so loud that it echoed from the surrounding hills.
When they arrived in town, he let her off at the local service station,
yelled one final "Ye-e-e-e-h-a-a-a-a!" and rode off. "What did you do
to get that Indian so excited?" asked the service-station attendant.
"Nothing," the woman answered. "I merely sat behind him on the horse,
put my arms around his waist, and held onto the saddle horn so I
wouldn't fall off."
"Lady," the attendant said, "Indians don't use saddles"!!