ur mama is so skinny she hula hooped in a cherrio. when u accidently locked ur door u were so skinny that u slipped through the keyhole. ur mom is so ugly that when it was teacher conference ur teacher said sorry no crack heads allowed. ur mama is soo poor when it was cristmas she pretended she was santa and went down peoples chimmneys looking for her little elves (cockroaches) ok i know it isnt funny. ur mamas so stupid she tried to fool my parents that she was santa claus. ur skin is soo rough that our school uses it to sand wood. danm did u forget ur makeup today cause u sure look like a crack head today no offence or anything. did u just break my mirror, no wonder it coulndt stand all that force u got on ur face.
2007-11-27 16:40:35 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Family
Hula hooped in a cheerio was funny but I've heard it before. The rest, not so much. Sorry.
2007-11-27 17:01:10 · answer #1 · answered by MISS H 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, can't say as any of them are even slightly funny.
Kudos for trying though! Back to the drawing board!!!
2007-11-28 00:43:25 · answer #2 · answered by tallcowboy0614 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
all of the yo momma jokes are like that.
its a fact of life.
but if u made those up thats pretty good.
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2007-11-28 01:14:33 · answer #3 · answered by alliee. 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Try taking the time to spell out simple words like "You" and "Your".
Maybe it'd be more amusing. You're not funny.
2007-11-28 00:45:05 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Not even a chuckle, sorry!
Keep us posted though!
2007-11-28 00:44:24 · answer #5 · answered by kiki 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Nah, it was not funny for me
2007-11-28 00:44:28 · answer #6 · answered by maplewoodjoe 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Not particularly.
2007-11-28 00:44:12 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
its kinda mean, buh if your jokin, i guess its pretty funny
2007-11-28 00:44:07 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
that was mean...... how could you say that?
* breaks down into tears*
nah, nah, they are kinda funny.
2007-11-28 00:45:06 · answer #9 · answered by Bleemanguy 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
no funny ,, try again
2007-11-28 00:43:20 · answer #10 · answered by bannnana96 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋